hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow hav we got a bizzy awards and meem show for yoo today!!! lets jump rite in!!!
now unlike sum of purple hatters awards this wun haz roolz and they ar:
now of korse i am a reskyew vizsla dog and my sister trixie wuz reskyewd frum the pownd and so was trouble the kitty hoo wuz probly in the pownd as punishment for her eevil skeemz!!! a lot of my frends wot ar involvd in reskyew hav alreddy gotten this award passd to them but i am going to try to find sum hoo hav not for instanse:
ok nekst i hav another award also frum the purple hatter this is the yore blog rocks award!!!
as yoo can see this is a hevy mettle award indeed!!! the only rool purple hatter attachd to it is that it shud be givin to nice reederz hoo comment more then twice a week on youre blog so let me go check the comments and see hoo that mite be!!! ok heer ar the first five nice reederz wot i fownd wot comment more then twice week:
now those ar just the first five i kaym too going bak thru comments hoo commented twice in the last week i hav menny other frends wot leev me comments more then twice a week like fiona and daisy the curly kitty and dory and lorenza and the op pack and 47whitebuffalo and life with dogs and lynn and the thundering herd and so menny more so pleez eetch and evry wun of yoo feel free to tayk this award!!!
ok finaly my reesently reeternd frends the dughallmor beagles hav reeternd frum there ekzile in the librerry and hav presented me with this meem its the oops i ayt it challendj!!!
now this is not to be confyoozd with the song oops i did it agin by the faymus minstrel britney spanyel!!!! ok i am not reely a fud theef but if yoo hav ben paying attenshun then yoo no hoo arownd heer is so let me now present my brother tucker the vizsla dog to aksept this challendj!!!
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla Than Dennis. Let me begin by saying that “stealing” is the wrong word for what I do. If food is left unattended then obviously the human who was eating it doesn’t want it anymore and it would be morally wrong to let it go to waste. And by “unattended” I mean either not looking at it or too far away from it to stop me from taking it. Now obviously my career in unattended food cleanup is too long to list everything so I will just hit some of the highlights, for instance:
- The Chicken Incident #1
- The Chicken Incident #2 and my rebuttal
- An entire box of rum balls
- An entire tub of Vaseline (highly recommended for keeping you regular — very very very regular)
- A box of foil-wrapped chocolate-covered cranberries that gave me very glittery poops for a few days
- An entire jar of chunky peanut butter
- And one of my greatest achievements — once I was sitting on Dada’s lap while he was eating a piece of cherry pie. Dada glanced off to the left because he heard a noise from the hallway, and I grabbed the entire piece of pie off his plate and ate it in a single gulp. Because a pie is a terrible thing to waste.
ha ha thanks tucker that is ummm kwite a list to be prowd of ennyway now i hav to pass this yummy tray of cookeez on to at leest five of my frends so heer goze:
whew that shoor wuz kwite the awards and meem show!!! toon in nekst week saym dog time saym dog channel!!!! ok bye
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