Priced To Move

Upon discovering that he was about to be marked down, my new friend has decided to make a run from Wally World to the legendary land of Target.  But can we even make it out of Wally World?  And does Target even still exist?  Only time will tell … but time is the one thing that we don’t have.

Apparently my friend has a formidable reputation, and expects to be pursued by the city’s top price-cutters. Faced with the near-impossibility of escaping Wally World on foot, he has devised a plan that is breathtaking both in its daring and in the staggering odds against its success:

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Is this one of those plans that’s so crazy, it just might work? Or is it just crazy? We find out soon enough:

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When it becomes obvious that the girl at the rental counter has no intention of giving us a car, my friend resorts to desperate measures.

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Does this mean that we have become what we are fleeing? This is a question for another day, when we have the time to reflect, philosophize, and form a commission of inquiry. For now, we have our vehicle, and are safely on our way out of Wally World. But where will we go from here?

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And with that chilling conversation, I realize that my friend, who knows so much about them, who carries his own price gun, must be a Mark-Downer himself. And if he thinks that the Mark-Downers are still after us, then it must be true. But I am confident that we will find Target before they find us; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

Meanwhile …

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17 thoughts on “Priced To Move

  1. jdandmax says:

    Hi Dennis! We LOVE your adventures – we can’t wait for the next installment!

    Hey – we don’t usually say this but please visit our blog this weekend as for every comment that’s left on it our humans will make a donation to Dogs Trust, the largest canine charity in the UK who help rehome doggies and help identify doggies to train as assistance and service doggies. Thanks! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.

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  2. I think the fault lies in the whole rental car plan. Everyone knows that there is a reason why there is the statement: “Drive it like you rented it!” Anyway…. I would leave these friends of yours as soon as possible and go to the planet of Bikini Wearing Daiquiri Waitresses. I’m just sayin…

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona

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  3. Mango says:

    Holy crap! The Mango is confused. Are you at Logan airport? Do you think it will soon be the Teddy Kennedy airport? That is a big snafu here. Maybe could use you to straighten things out.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  4. Dennis
    If anyone can solve this , you can..I am soo confident..I love tawget..hate Wallymawt, even though it is named so bootifully aftew my fwiend Wally the cowgadow
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  5. Hai Dennis, dis wallymart place doesnt sound so fun. And da markdowners, oh my dog, dey need to run run run and PLAY! Dat wud help fings.

    OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!

    ::springs in my feet::
    ::springs in my feet::

    I is Jake!

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  6. Dennis, we are, as always, so relieved by your quick thinking brain and ability to always find solutions! We know you will figure it out – let us know if you need us to lend you the bassetmobile!!!
    love
    Martha & Bailey xx

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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