Upon discovering that he was about to be marked down, my new friend has decided to make a run from Wally World to the legendary land of Target. But can we even make it out of Wally World? And does Target even still exist? Only time will tell … but time is the one thing that we don’t have.
Apparently my friend has a formidable reputation, and expects to be pursued by the city’s top price-cutters. Faced with the near-impossibility of escaping Wally World on foot, he has devised a plan that is breathtaking both in its daring and in the staggering odds against its success:
Is this one of those plans that’s so crazy, it just might work? Or is it just crazy? We find out soon enough:
When it becomes obvious that the girl at the rental counter has no intention of giving us a car, my friend resorts to desperate measures.
Does this mean that we have become what we are fleeing? This is a question for another day, when we have the time to reflect, philosophize, and form a commission of inquiry. For now, we have our vehicle, and are safely on our way out of Wally World. But where will we go from here?
And with that chilling conversation, I realize that my friend, who knows so much about them, who carries his own price gun, must be a Mark-Downer himself. And if he thinks that the Mark-Downers are still after us, then it must be true. But I am confident that we will find Target before they find us; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
Meanwhile …
Hi Dennis! We LOVE your adventures – we can’t wait for the next installment!
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I think the fault lies in the whole rental car plan. Everyone knows that there is a reason why there is the statement: “Drive it like you rented it!” Anyway…. I would leave these friends of yours as soon as possible and go to the planet of Bikini Wearing Daiquiri Waitresses. I’m just sayin…
*kissey face*
-Fiona
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We love it when the plot thickens. hehehe
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*SIGH!*
Target…now woo are talkin’!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Did the Mark-Downers come from Life With Dogs? That is just the kind of thing those guys would do!
Keep at it, Dennis, that is all you can do!
Kisses,
Stella
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We like Target! 🙂
Mochi
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Holy crap! The Mango is confused. Are you at Logan airport? Do you think it will soon be the Teddy Kennedy airport? That is a big snafu here. Maybe could use you to straighten things out.
Slobbers,
Mango
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Dennis
If anyone can solve this , you can..I am soo confident..I love tawget..hate Wallymawt, even though it is named so bootifully aftew my fwiend Wally the cowgadow
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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Hai Dennis, dis wallymart place doesnt sound so fun. And da markdowners, oh my dog, dey need to run run run and PLAY! Dat wud help fings.
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
I is Jake!
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Dennis, I do hope you don’t get in any trouble over this.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
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Dennis, we are, as always, so relieved by your quick thinking brain and ability to always find solutions! We know you will figure it out – let us know if you need us to lend you the bassetmobile!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xx
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You have always such a wonderful adventures 🙂
I love it beautiful pictures all ….
Have a great sunday my friend !!!
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Those Walmart employees sure look familiar! If he wants to, Logan can borrow our car if he doesn’t mind a few doggy hairs…
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Another greeatt adventure! Dennis how is it that you have so much excitment in yer life!
Licks and wags
The Dog WOods Pack
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Hmmmm. Now who are the guys in suits!
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Will they escape? will they get marked down? Will Dennis get the window open?
What will happen to Ken-Tucker Fried Chicken????
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That’s what you get when you try to rent a car from Farrah Fawcett-Majors.
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