After being betrayed to the Mark-Downers by Logan, I have found myself carted off to a desolate warehouse that apparently dates from the 20th century, a relic now here in the 23rd. This moldering, vacant space seems like the perfect spot for the harshest interrogation imaginable. I can only wonder what ruthless torments the Mark-Downers have in store for me …
All business, the Mark-Downers quickly begin questioning me in a most severe and astonishing fashion:
When one approach fails, they switch tactics, each more ruthless than the last:
Things become even more tense when the head Mark-Downer appears to express his dissatisfaction with the progress of my interrogation:
Then, just as I am about to start shredding the stuffie with the broken squeaker, something completely unexpected occurs!
Disguised in the uniform of one of the Mark-Downers, Logan has infiltrated the warehouse to rescue me! Taking the other Mark-Downers by surprise, he quickly subdues them; and once we are outside, he explains what happened:
After saying my goodbyes to Logan, I enter the Doghouse of Justice and set a course for the 20th century, and home. I return armed with knowledge of what horrors the future holds.
Can I prevent what I have seen from coming to pass? Or, through the paradox of time travel, would my attempts to avert the Retail War in fact cause it? We will see what happens. All I know for sure is that, in the 23rd century, there is a selfless hero named Logan who remembers that I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
Meanwhile, in the 23rd century …
The Oceanside Animals 
Dozer’s Mom says: You’re right, I didn’t expect the Wal-Mart Inquisition! I guess I never thought Wal-Mart employees could be so enthusiastic about their jobs. 🙂
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A stuffie with a broken squeaker…NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
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Well at least you got your fedora back, and now you can warn the world about the walmart takeover!!!!
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That bed had no headboard!!! You poor thing. 😦
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Dennis,
watch out for the reservoir dogs. They are a rough bunch, but I guess you outfoxed them. Or they just confused themselves.
Slobbers,
Mango
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But did you ever get any Charlee Bear treats????
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The way you held in the inquisition is just inspiring. Really.
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What a crazy story. I sure didn’t expect the puny price guns!
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Dennis..
Logan ruined your game. Charlie bears… stuffies.. rawhide chews.. all at a lower price?
norwood
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Meowee, Dennis! I was so impressed that you never spilled your guts. How you were able to resist all those temptations is beyond me.
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I’d love to be a greeter there and tell them to go shop elsewhere…
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Amazing tale, Dennis, plus you got your hat back. No Charlee Bears but you got saved! Thanking the powers that be!
Kisses,
Stella
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Alexander Downer was a former Australian politician. I wonder if he’s related to Mark
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wooohooooo to logan!
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Home sweet home. I can’t wait to see how things go in your adventure on the chicken planet.
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DENNIS YOU ARE STARING IN THE SUNDAY AWARD THIS WEEK!
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Domi, the therapy dog, has passed to the Bridge this weekend. Our blog contains her last letter to her friends. Please come to visit. It would mean so much to our momma and then go to Domi’s blog to offer condolences. Momma is crying a lot today.
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😉 too funny – the walmart inquisition
Woodrow – Sweetie – MJ
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