SUNDAY AWARDS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY TROUBLE THE KITTY

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HELLO SERVANTS.  THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY.  I AM TOLD THAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN AWARDS AND MEME SHOW TODAY.  ALL RIGHT, FIRST IS THE ISLAND PRINCESS AWARD WHICH WAS GIVEN TO TRIXIE THE FLUFFY BIG CLUMSY DOG BY PINK DAISY:

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PINK DAISY GAVE THIS AWARD TO TRIXIE THE FLUFFY BIG CLUMSY DOG BECAUSE TRIXIE HAS TO PUT UP WITH DENNIS AND TUCKER. LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TOTALLY IN SUPPORT OF THIS SENTIMENT. ON BEHALF OF TRIXIE, WHO IS CURRENTLY IN OUTER SPACE ON HER WAY TO THE CHICKEN PLANET, I WILL PASS THIS PRINCESS AWARD TO THE FOLLOWING OTHER PRINCESSES.  THIS IS FROM A LIST THAT I FOUND WHILE I WAS RIFLING THROUGH TRIXIE’S THINGS AFTER SHE LEFT SO I AM PRETTY SURE SHE WAS PLANNING TO GIVE THIS AWARD TO THEM.  I’M NOT SURE HOW MANY OF THEM LIVE ON AN ISLAND BUT YOU CAN’T EXPECT A BIG CLUMSY DOG TO BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF SUCH THINGS.

OKAY NOW THAT JUST WORE ME OUT SO I AM GOING TO GO NAP FOR A FEW HOURS.  THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

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LET’S TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN, ALL RIGHT, ANNOYING SMURF THING? ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE … PINK DAISY ALSO TAGGED TRIXIE THE FLUFFY BIG CLUMSY DOG TO TELL SIX THINGS THAT MAKE HER HAPPY. THIS LIST WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LIST OF PRINCESSES SO I GUESS IT’S THE LIST OF THINGS THAT TRIXIE LIKES. I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT BUT THEN I’M NOT A BIG CLUMSY DOG.

  1. GETTING BRUSHED BY DADA (HMMM, I LIKE THAT TOO!)
  2. GETTING PET BY DADA (ME TOO!)
  3. GETTING TREATS FROM DADA (ME TOO!!!  MAYBE TRIXIE IS NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER BIG CLUMSY DOGS AFTER ALL!)
  4. PLAYING CHASE WITH DENNIS (ME TOO — OH NO WAIT I HATE THAT)
  5. ROMPING IN THE OCEAN AT FIESTA ISLAND (WHAT?!  GOING  IN THE WATER?  SHE MUST BE INSANE!)
  6. INTIMIDATING TROUBLE THE KITTY (WHAT?!?!?!?  OH YEAH TRY TO INTIMIDATE ME FROM OUTER SPACE WHY DON’T YOU!!!!)

I CAN’T BELIEVE I ALMOST THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH THAT BIG FLUFFY DOG!  I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!  JUST FOR THAT I AM GOING TO TAG SOME KITTIES FOR THIS MEME AND THROW AWAY TRIXIE’S LIST!

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AND FINALLY BECAUSE THIS IS ALSO AN ART SHOW I HAVE THIS WORK FROM THE PURPLE HATTER, WHO ALSO CREATED THE ISLAND PRINCESS AWARD:

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THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE FOR TODAY’S SHOW BECAUSE AS A CAT I AM COMPLETELY ENTITLED TO BE WORSHIPED BY EVERYONE I MEET. I WOULD LIKE TO PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL MY WORSHIPERS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO HAVE CATNIP.

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PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT … PURR PURR PURR

Later …

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29 thoughts on “SUNDAY AWARDS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY TROUBLE THE KITTY

  1. Hi Trouble – looks like you sorted out that smurfing smurf, he gives us the smurfing creeps, he he he! Great award ceremony (as ever!) and wonderful nominations!

    Hey Dennis – we liked the sound of that hike you went on where bowls of water had been left out for the doggies – humans can be quite useful sometimes we suppose…! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.

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  2. Great post. (as uaual) I’ve got two (soon to be three) felines in my house, and I’ll see if they agree with Trouble. They’ll probably will — those kitties stick together.

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  3. Hey, Trouble, I figured you all wrong. I thought you would take your front paws and smurf that little creep all over the floor, over and over and over again. Until he couldn’t talk anymore or walk smurfly at all.

    However your solution was quite good, hanging him up, but now how ya gonna SHUT him up?

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  4. We’d have that annoying smurf down and chomped on in no time! Then maybe it’s better if he’s just hanging around. Just erase the trumpet. Congrats on the nice awards.

    love & wags,
    River

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  5. Wow, I sure missed a lot! I just finished catching up on your blog while I was at the doggie hotel.

    Congrats on all your awards! I see you still have the irritating smurf. At least he’s hanging from a hook! 🙂

    Mochi

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  6. So you and Trixie have a lot in common, huh? I think you should stay on her good side. She is much bigger than you even as a chicken.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  7. Oooh, Trixi – that Smurf thing REALLY winds me up! I wish I was there so I could just SQUISH him with my big paw!!

    Thanks for passing on the award to me (or at least, I THINK you passed it on…)

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

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    1. hello brownie its dennis the vizsla dog hay no i hav not chaynjd it i think it is just loding slowly for sum reezon at the moment and that is kawzing rendring problims on sum browzers posibly its becuz of my transmishuns frum owter spayse!!! ennyway i think it wil be ok wunse wotever is going on is fixd by wurdpress in the meentime sorry for enny inkonveenyense!!! ok bye

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  8. Hey Trouble thanks you fer taking keer of that little bloo man. As you know dawgs have sensitive eers and his showting wuz making me reel cranky at leest thats the ekcuse Im gonna use if Mummy sees wut happened to my new Aleen Toy!

    Yer pal Dozer

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