hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog coming to yoo over the sub etha data interstellur netwurk to preezent this weeks awards and meem and art and myoozik show!!! we hav lots of awards this week and of korse myoozik is a hole noo kategorry for the show wich is gitting to have a long naym so i am thinking of renayming it to sumthing like doglith fare ha ha ok lets git started and — oh hang on sumbuddy is nokking on the door of the chikkin koop sawser let me go see hoo it is
I am verry onnord to hav reeseevd this award espeshly sinse it wuz voted on by my nice reederz so wunse agin thank yoo all verry mutch!!! ok nekst is the myoozik porshun of toodays show wich is brawt to yoo by the faymus purple hatter hoo has unerthd preevyusly unnown futadj of me wen i wuz the leed singer in a verry suksesful deep bloo sumthing cover band chek it owt:
thanks purple hatter wow just like the carpenters sed that shoor duz bring bak misty water kolord memreez of the way i wuz!!!
noahs wish is an organizayshun wot helps animals in areeas wot hav ben hit by disasters sutch as the kalifornya wildfires or the gulf koast hurrikayns or the fludding in jorja or washingtun dc wen kongress is in seshun ennyway klik on the imadj to lern more abowt them!!!
ha ha yes prodooser smerf i am shoor that pink daisy is tawking abowt brainy smerf and not abowt yoo ennyway heer is owr last award for the day it is the happy hunting award frum the verry industryus purple hatter!!!
now this is an artistik intrepretashun of an old pikcher of tucker frum wen he livd with mama and dada and trixie and pooh bear and trouble in the mithical land of noo york heer is the oridjinal if yoo ar intrested:
as yoo can see tucker is verry verry intent on poynting at sumthing in the wuds so i wood like to pass this on to all of my doggie frends who poynt and retreev eeven if yoo just poynt and retreev stuffies!!!
ha ha shoor littel fellow i wil chart yoo the fastest korse bak to erth have a nice trip!!!