hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel so for a fyoo days mama and dada hav ben trying to figger owt why my sister trixie wuz gitting mats on her bakside and why smelt a littel funny but now they no it is becuz i hav ben peeing on her wen we go owtside!!! hay it is only fare she is mine so i hav to pee on her rite??? unfortchoonatly mama and dada dont understand how theez things ar suppozd to wurk
becuz we had sum warm santa anna winds blowing dada gayv trixie her bath owtside now of korse the santa anna winds ar naymd after too things first after santa klaws on akkownt of they blow before krismas and sekund after the faymus tennis player anna kornikova on akkownt of wen she wood swing her rakkit it wood kawz a mity wind to blow but ennyway i digress
mama eeven lokd me in the howse so that i cud not stop dada frum giving trixie a bath i komplaynd and komplaynd but no wun wood lissen to me!!!
dont worry trixie i am coming to sayv yoo!!! or posibly tayking yore spot on the kowtch!!! whichever!!! but first i ternd on the owtdoor sekyoority kamra so yoo can see just how horribul this ekspeeryense wuz for poor poor trixie chek it owt:
wel as yoo can see dada mayd a pritty gud effert to git trixie all kleend up but fortchoonatly i hav a virtchooally limitless ability to tinkel so i wil soon hav her properly perfyoomd agin!!! ha ha ok bye