The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Fetch to the Future
After a relaxing weekend spent squiring the Princess around Rome, my holiday came to an abrupt end with the arrival of a mysterious, disheveled man driving a car that, in this place and time, should not exist. Knowing my name and claiming that I have wrought havoc with the time-space continuum, he urges me to get into his vehicle. Is he a friend? A foe? Or both? Only time will tell …
Deciding that, for once, discretion is the better part of valor, I decline to go with this strange person … at least, until he makes me an offer that no dog could refuse:
But when I enter the vehicle, it is revealed to be more than merely a DeLorean. Instead of heading off for a drive through the fragrant countryside, I find myself launched straight up into the night skies above Rome. And
An instant later we have arrived at our destination, which is … where? And why are we here?
And only then do I learn the terrifying truth:
Somehow my old enemies the Kongleks have conquered the earth and created a race of half-human, half-Konglek mutants! How could this have happened? And more importantly, how can I avoid getting blamed for it? I must find the answer to these questions and put things right, because the Kongleks are not only evil and heartless, but they don’t play fetch or hand out treats. The world cannot be left in their hands, and it will not — because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!
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Wait a minute? You don’t have a watch? We thought you were a watch dog.
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We aren’t worried. Those Kongleks look really dopy
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I see no pictures
I come later back 😦
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Dennis
If you need help
Tewwiews awe wondewful at destwoying kongses
smoochie kisses,ASTA
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*beep, boop, beep* *power burst* ok dennis, watch synchronized. is it ok if mine has a calculator on it?
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Ooooh Denise, you’re so brave! Getting into that car with Corey Hart … it is him no? He’s wearing sunglasses at nigh, ya!?!
Paws-out
N&C
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Very cute photo. I like your blog. Inventive. Purrs.
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When you get back to earth, you should be thrilled to know you have become the Ruinator of All Time, with no competition. Check my blog and excuse us for stealing your pic.
Kisses,
Stella
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Come back to the present!
cindy
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Well….I figure it best to stick with present day problems! 🙂
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Damned Herd –
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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You go Dennis, and make sure the weird dude replaces your cool hat. That is BB’s motto, btw : “BB Never Gives Up.” And she doesn’t; she is hugely stubborn!
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Those Konglets look scary! I prefer the one I have filled with peanut butter!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Oh my God, those “human-Kong” things…HA! HA! HA! 😆
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i’m confident you’ll put all to right again…
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I can’t wait for the next chapter: I’m already in withdrawal!
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easy- i keep my kongleks well, kong minus the leks in the freezer! Poof!
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The only problem I see is that it will be difficult to empty all four Kongleks at once. Can you supersize your teeth?
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When I first saw those blue fumes I though Lilly was the driver! BOL!
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I think a giant can of Kong Stuffing would be a good place to start…
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Dennis, we can’t get any pics at the moment!
We have warned you before though about getting into a car with a stranger.
It doesn’t matter what they offer!!!
We will keep our paws crossed!
love
Martha & Bailey
xxx
PS Congrats on winning Stella’s competition – we were saying how lucky your humans are that you helped them declutter!!
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OMD…the Konglets SO need to be eaten…I will call Uncle Cowboy right away…he has mastered the art of the Kong!!
Mama thinks maybe you should call Dr. Who…he could come in handy about now!
Smileys!
Dory
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Dennis, you should NEVER get in the car with a stranger!!!!! Didnt you know that???? Now stuff those Konglets with peanut butter and destroy them!!!
Hugs Joey and Kealani
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Dennis, I think between Dozer and I we could probably snuff those koglets out in noo time!
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I can do a pretty good number on a Kong, if you need help!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
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I can help you take care of those Kongleks!
Mochi
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HI Dennis!
So brave of you to get into the car with the strange looking man! We are sure you can conquer those Konglets! We hear that the ones with peanutbutter are really yummy! Go get em!
We really enjoyed reading your blog. Weeeee
– Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Scrappy & Bullet
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Konglets are KREEPY! I think I’m starting to understand your Dad, Dennis… 😉
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild ding
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