me: too yeerz in revyoo

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay chek owt this viddyo wot my mama mayd for vizsla reskyew she calls it dennis a pikcher storry so i think it must be abowt me!!!

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me vs the room wot moovs!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so sumtimes i go with tucker wen he has his dokterz appoyntments but the thing is the dokter is upstayrs and tucker is having a littel trouble with stayrs theez days on akkownt of he is old and so mama haz ben trying to entice me into the eevil room wot moovs chek it owt!!!

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post krismas rap up!!! or unrap up as the kayse may be!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after we wer so kroolly not to menshun unfarely put on the nawty list meerly for the krime of assawlting santas manshun in a tank mama and dada and there frends tuk pitty on us and gayv us presents ennyway ha ha in yore fayse agin santa!!!! chek it owt!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show holiday edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog!!! hay wel it wuz a kwiet week heer after all the eksitement of krismas so their is not mutch happening in the awards and meem frunt however my frend carlos wood like evrywun to visit his petfinder paydj in hopes of finding himself a forever home like i did also if he gits enuf visits his foster mama wil donayt treets to other dogs wot ar also luking for homes thanks carloses mama on behaff of formerly homeless dogs i apreesheyayt wot yoo ar dooing!!!

okay now then on to sum pikchers!!!  my gud frend the purple hatter kreeayted a kuple of nice krismas cartoons chek it owt:

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While I wait for the Ghostbusters to arrive and deal with the entity haunting my office, I retreat to a corner of the lounge and attempt to console myself by destroying a stuffie or two. I have dealt with Kongleks and giant robots, many-armed monsters and hostile aliens, but ghosts freak me out. As far as I am concerned, the Ghostbusters cannot get here soon enough!

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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav agreed to joyn forses with the misteeryus adventcherer and mersenerry nown as arktikfoks hoo appeerz to hav his own reezons for wanting to tayk down sandy klawz wot hav nuthing to do with the nice list or the nawty list!!!

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Who You Gonna Call?

After my disastrous attempt last week to rein in the rowdy Deltas, I have decided to keep a low profile for a while, in hopes of avoiding any further embarrassment.  Unfortunately, I don’t think the Deltas are done with me — lately I have begun to find that things in my office are moved and hidden when I am not there, and several times I’ve found a mysterious gooey slime inside my emptied lunch box before I even have a chance to eat the green tripe I bring.  If I can catch the Deltas in the act of pulling these pranks, perhaps I can convince the Dean that the whole beer incident was a setup, and get them removed from the campus.

Now, if I could just figure out why it’s always so cold in here …

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