hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay laytly sum of my frends hav ben posting the sertch terms wot peepul yooze to find them and the thundering herd sed they wer intrested in wot other peepuls sertch terms mite be so i thawt i wood play along and reeveel mine!!! oooh i can hardly wayt i wil bet peepul find me by sertching for things like heeroic dog and dog arkeeolojists and pig powders and sooperheros and things like that!!! now this wil no dowt be a long and diffikult investigayshun and so i hav brawt bak my frend spock nimoy the faymus host of in sertch of welkum bak spock nimoy!!!
ha ha spock nimoy yoo ar luking verry groovy this morning!!! i hope this terns owt better for yoo then wen we went in sertch of the misteeryus fetch observer!!! ok now lets begin revyooing sertch terms for the last seven days!!!
|sertch term||kownt||dennises notes!!!!!|
|gofer||20||ok wel this is obviusly peepul luking for informayshun on the vast rodent konspeerasy or posibly governments wot ar intrested in licensing the teknolodjy to the gofer broke yoo cannot hav it governments its mine all mine!!!|
|short haired dogs||10||why yes i am a short haired dog thank yoo for notising!!! tucker is a a short haired dog too!!!|
|dennis vizsla||7||hay luk thats me!!!!|
|vizsla||7||why yes i am a vizsla dog!!!|
|feets||7||oh i wil bet this is peepul wot ar intrested in seeing me as mister green feets!!!|
|cruel jokes||6||hmm this must be televizhun prodoosers and clubs wot ar intrested in buking me to perform my comedy akt for them hay call my aydjent yoo guys his naym is dada!!!|
|dragon farm||5||ahhh theez ar no dowt peepul wot ar intrested in my sientifik eksplanayshun of how water heeters wurk!!!|
|dennis alter||5||yes i hav ben alterd wot is a yoofemism for nooterd stop reminding me alreddy!!!!!!!!!|
|the lost saucer||5||this is probly becuz of dadas weerd song abowt me hav i menshund that dada is weerd???|
|funny vizsla pictures||5||funny?!?!? evrything wot goze on heer is dedly seeryus yoo silly sertch endjins!!!|
|gofers||4||ware??? ware?!?!?! i wil destroy them all!!!|
|dennis the vizsla||4||oh yes its me agin!!!|
|vizsla dog||4||this is my last naym dont ware it owt|
|sooperman||3||hmmm i wood hav thawt this wood be higher on the list as i am sutch a faymus sooperhero!!! it must be becuz sooperman only dropd by the wun time|
|wot curly creatures||3||ummm i dont no hoo this is maybe trixie???|
|air bladder||3||ha ha ha ha ha ha ha they sed bladder|
|reservoir dogs||3||this must be on akkownt of the time i got miksd up with the reservoir dog sandmen in the 23rd sentchery|
|snidely whiplash dog||3||snidely whiplash!!! he reskyewd me frum the train traks wun time!!!|
|dragonfarm||3||wel this is just like that other dragon farm but withowt the spayse|
|saintbernardstoys||3||no no no no no its vizsla dog toys git it rite!!!|
|cukings nude||2||ummmmmmm no comment|
|whiny vizsla||2||ha ha ha ha ha ha hay tucker i think this wun is for yoo!!!|
|pages from smithsonian magazine||2||wel altho i am of korse a verry faymus arkeeolodjist i hav yet to appeer in smithsonian magazine hay smithsonian git a kloo and hire me for sumthing!!!!|
|dennis quest||2||oh yes i hav gawn on menny kwests all of them suksesful i mite add!!!|
|sick vizsla rescue||2||yes i wuz verry sik wen i wuz reskyewd but lets not dwel on that it bums me owt!!!|
|get off my lawn||2||hay tucker this wun is for yoo too!!!|
|border collie vizsla||2||hay goodbear i think this wun is for yoo!!!|
|maximus gladiator parody||2||wel its troo i hav met the faymus gladiator maximus but agin it wuz not a parody it wuz seeryus seeryus bizness!!!|
|dogs with wrinkled faces||2||hay bobo and meja i think this wun is for yoo!!!|
|dog furniture destruction||2||wot?!?!? yoo cant proov a thing!!! viddyos can be doktord yoo no!!!|
|vizsla rescue||2||reskyew a vizsla dog today!!! or enny dog for that matter!!! this is a publik servis annownsment!!!|
|viddyo.2012||2||aiiieeeee its the end of the wurld!!!|
|peeing his sister||2||oh come on like yoo never did this!!!|
|fast rocket||2||isnt that the definishun of a rocket???|
|vizsla crazy||2||i reezembul that remark!!!|
|life’s a dream scene painting||2||row row row yore bote …….|
|dog barrier frustration||2||oh hay luk its the misteeryus fetch observer!!! kwik spock nimoy lets go in sertch of it!!! hay why ar yoo hiding under the table and wimpering???|
|bread bowl eating funny||2||i wuz not in the bred bowl tucker!!!|
|funny hedgehogs||2||wot?!?! hedjhogs ar not funny!!!! hedjhogs ar the most seveer thret to nashunal sekyoority wot we fayse today!!!!|
|vampire girl||2||hay dada why ar yoo staring off into spayse and saying mmmmmm vampire willow????|
|animal sez||2||i sez lots of stuf!!! and yoo better lissen!!!|
|photo mr creosote||2||ahhh mr creosote he sayvd the enterprise frum beeing destroyd by tater tots that time!!!|
|dogs cuddling||2||nothing like a gud cuddel!!!|
|ash pile||2||wot??? wot ash pile??? no ash piles arownd heer espeshly not dooring my sunday awards and meem shows!!!|
|sertch||2||hay thats wot we ar dooing rite now!!!|
|doctor hidden camera||2||this must be regarding my weerd frend doctor who i wonder wot he is up to theez days!!!|
|blast the hedgehog||1||yesssssss!!!!!!!!|
|vizsla named||1||vizsla named wot??!? i cannot stand the suspense!!!|
|heart of gold galaxy||1||oh yes i wuz wunse abord the heart of gold spayship it wuz kwite an adventcher!!!|
ok their yoo hav it we hav suksesfully gawn in sertch of dennis the vizsla dog!!!! thank yoo for yore assistanse spock nimoy!!!
29 thoughts on “in sertch of … dennis the vizsla dog!!!”
Dennis, it looks as though you are being searched on by Al Qaeda. مكياج العيد translated means “secret dogs business”. Be careful what you woof!
Interesting look Spock Nimoy has going on. Sort of that 60s, 70s, 80s look!
You have a lot to say, but I think some of those searchers are most confused. I am not recalling the whole air bladder thing, but that’s just me. We just saw that Spock guy in the recent Star Trek movie on DVD. Of course you know who LOVED the movie because she said it was just as dorky as the “original” except with cool special effects. WHatever. Sigh.
P.S. I watched your couch destruction movie again. It is a masterpeace every time.
I had my hubby translate the Arabic for me. It says “makeup for EID”. Since EID was the Friday after Thanksgiving, I’m assuming some woman was looking up how much makeup she should wear and how elaberate it should be.
How she ended up looking at Dennis’s site I’m just not sure. I would suggest that she NOT follow Dennis’s makeup tips.
and also separated it means “make up day” as in if someone is sick when do they make up the day for celebration. Like when my son had the chicken pox on his birthday, I had his party on a different day. Arabic is so confusing to me sometimes. the same word means 4 different things that are not even related.
“blast the hedgehog”! Hahahahaha!
Anything that references Dr Who AND Douglas Adams in one post wins the “best post of the year” award for sure….
Sorry Dennis…my Mama is a GEEK!!!
You mean no one tried to find you by typing in “most handsomest vizsla ever”??
It would have taken them straight to your bloggy!
There is nothing I love like a crystal clear explanation that makes us understand, precisely, what is happening. Thank you, Dennis, its time for you to go take a long nap now.
if you pee on william shatner i bet he will be your friend (snicker) (snicker)
Those are some great search terms, Dennis. hee hee
okay, yeah, you said ‘no comment’, but… whoa. i’m tempted…merely tempted and won’t follow through…googling that myself just to see what returns.
my brain is still rattled by that one…
Hmmmm, some very interesting search words there. Maybe we really DON’T want to add one of those search-y thingies to our blog.
Woos, the OP Pack
peeing his siiter?
Only you. Dennia!
Get off my lawn. That one just tickles me.
dang dude, that is a LOT of search material. I agree that hedgehogs are most certainly not funny, but there are all sorts of creeps and weirdos on the internet so what can you do.
How do woo do it Trixie?
oh man, now i have to watch the couch destruction. it seems to have gotten a high rating by The Mango and you know, whatever The Mango says….
you have lots of goofy searches…I’ve gotten the chineese or japanesse ones too. like WTF?
Excellent, excellent work and great searches. Our conclusion is that there are many scary people out there on the internet that we hope we never meet.
But…. مكياج العيد ????
Kisses and hugs
Not a bad taste in ties at all! Good to be back reading your blog Dennis.
Benny “The Tank”
this was fun!
what’s with googling.. you’re right here. Geesh! people make things so difficult.
Search engines: You have to live with ’em: You can’t live without ’em.
DENNIS THERE IS THE STAR AWARD FOR YOU AND ALL DOGGIE BLOGS ON MY SITE.
hahaha some of those made us laugh out loud. to funny
Those are some funky searches! 🙂 I wonder if I can get one for blogger?