Dogbusters

While I wait for the Ghostbusters to arrive and deal with the entity haunting my office, I retreat to a corner of the lounge and attempt to console myself by destroying a stuffie or two. I have dealt with Kongleks and giant robots, many-armed monsters and hostile aliens, but ghosts freak me out. As far as I am concerned, the Ghostbusters cannot get here soon enough!

At last, I hear the elevator open out in the hallway.

I must present them with a stuffie to show them how happy I am to see them!

Evidently I have taken the Ghostbuster by surprise, as I knock him right over when I jump up to give him vizsla kisses. Perhaps he is overbalanced due to the unlicensed proton accelerator on his back. I give him a proper greeting and then head for my office, expecting him to follow. But when I turn around, he’s still lying there soaking up the vizsla love.

But finally the Ghostbusters arrive at my office, where they get right to work trapping the ghost! Although their aim seems to be a little bit off …

Then they cross the streams, which has a much more dramatic effect than when Tucker and I do it!

Too late, I realize that we have here a case of mistaken identity — the Ghostbusters think that I am some sort of phantom, rather than being the victim of a haunting myself! Unfortunately, before I can clarify the situation, they have deployed some sort of trap to capture me!

The next thing I know, I have been taken back to Ghostbusters headquarters and deposited in their containment unit!

The interior of the containment unit is, in fact, disturbingly familiar …

Well, this attempt to clear up the haunting in my office has backfired badly. But I will find a way out of this containment unit, so that I can sue the Ghostbusters for wrongful imprisonment; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

19 Comments on “Dogbusters

  1. Dennis,

    Maybe you should call arktickfocks! He seems to know about this kind of stuff!

    Bunny

    P.S. I have a gift card from Santa for Petsmart, if that will help with bail!

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  2. The answer?

    “A class V free roaming vapor” ???

    The question?

    What does interior of a ghost containment thingy smell like?

    What do cows make that cause Global Warming?

    What happens when your significant other buys the really cheap dog food and then tops it off with table scraps and feeds it to Elmo the dog?

    What happens when Crazy Uncle Al tells your nephew, “Hey kid, pull my finger.”
    And he does.

    Hang in there Dennis. I’m gonna go visit Velcro the Austrailian Cattle Dog and see if he can help.

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  3. The answer?

    “A class V free roaming vapor” ???

    The question?

    What does interior of a ghost containment thingy smell like?

    What do cows make that cause Global Warming?

    What happens when your significant other buys the really cheap dog food and then tops it off with table scraps and feeds it to Elmo the Flatulent?

    What happens when Crazy Uncle Al tells your nephew, “Hey kid, pull my finger.”
    And he does.

    Hang in there Dennis. I’m gonna go visit Velcro the Austrailian Cattle Dog and see if he can help.

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    • Huh. Not sure how that got posted twice. Sorry. If you need to delete it would be okay with me. Thanks, Ann

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  4. Where are Tucker, the beautiful Trixie and Troubles??? Why are you there by yourself with these loose screws? Why didn’t they listen to anything you said? This could be it for you, Dennis, they will send you to some ghost concentration camp and if you think you hated one ghost, how will thousands seem to you. Do you think Bugs was somehow killed and has turned into a ghost?
    Good grief!

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  5. Dennis. You might be in there for a while. I am not sure that you can count on Tucker, Trixie, or Trouble to let anybody know that you have gone missing.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  6. What’s up Dennis? That is crazy being caught in the containment with bugs… or is it? He is a crafty rabbit and can help you find your way out. Okay… that’s all folks.
    norwood

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