hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after we wer so kroolly not to menshun unfarely put on the nawty list meerly for the krime of assawlting santas manshun in a tank mama and dada and there frends tuk pitty on us and gayv us presents ennyway ha ha in yore fayse agin santa!!!! chek it owt!!!
heer we ar unrapping owr presents!!! and by we i meen tucker is dooing it wile trixie and i soopervize!!!
as mango man wood say oh yeah!!! noo stuffeez and treets!!! but first i had to chek them owt to mayk shoor santa hadnt snuk in enny opshunal ekstras inside the stuffeez yoo cannot be too kayrful!!!
ok it looks like this stuffee is harmless so i call dibs!!!
hay dada luk i got a noo bunny toy!!!! yoo no wot that meens!!!
and best of all i wunse agin got to run into the howse and leev dada standing owt in the yard!!! ohhhhhh snap!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha!!!! life is gud!!!! ok bye