hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the dog blog wurld beeing fully engaydjd in mango minster at the moment things ar pritty slow on the awards and meem frunt i only hav wun award today and — wot??? the award is for trixie not for me??? inkonseevabul!!! let me verify that wun moment pleez!!!
Having performed beyond expectations in my investigation of that creepy kid who claimed to see dead people, I have impressed Dr. Crowe enough to get another assignment. This one is more in my area of expertise, an anthropological study of clan rivalries in a community of largely Asian immigrants; or, as Dr. Crowe indelicately puts it, big trouble in Little China.
and then dada pikd me up and kerreed me owt of the bedrum!!! i cannot beleev all that kyootness didnt mayk him stay home frum wurk!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay chek owt wot wuz going on owtside owr howse the other nite!!! warning this may set yore dogs off if yoo hav dogs!!! and if yoo do not hav dogs maybe yoo wud like to borro my cranky brother tucker for a wile??? ha ha just kidding mama sez i am not allowd to sell or rent tucker owt ennymore krool krool mama ok ennyway heer is the viddyo!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav ben having all sorts of fun heer at the mango minster flyball turnamint playing unofishul flyball with owr replaysment flyballs aka the ninja hedjhogs!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile we ar retrofitting the flyball bokses to eeject ninja hedjhogs insted of bals i thawt it wood be a gud time to steel away and do the sunday awards and meem show!!! in keeping with this weeks sports theem pleez welkum speshul gest host howard cosell!!!
Now that I have cleverly dealt with that ghost who wanted to marry my sister Trixie, I am able to once again resume my duties around the university. My office is still being rebuilt after the Ghostbusters incident, and I am told that the Department of Automotive Studies needs my temporary office space back, so I have been moved yet again, this time to the Department of Parapsychology. Ironically enough, this is where they study, among other things, ghosts.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben informd by owr judj that all the tennis bals ar gawn and i hav to find replaysment tennis bals but i dont hav enny munny on akkownt of i paid it all to the ninja hedjog flagmen so now i am not shoor that the mango minster flyball turnamint can kontinyoo it is verry sad!!!
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Dog. As you are no doubt aware, Dennis is off running a flyball tournament as part of Mango Minster. My sister Trixie has been observing the tournament from afar and believes that there may be some funny business going on. At first I was inclined to dismiss her suspicions, but then I realized that this might be an opportunity to embarrass Dennis, and so I have decided that we shall surreptitiously conduct an investigation to determine what is going. Come, my sidekick Trixie — the game is afoot!