hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!! or as i like to call it happy lazy mama and dada day they slept until like sevven oklock kan yoo beleev it??? finaly i had to just start likking them in the fayse to wayk them up!!!
ennyway so heer it is in the noo yeer now i hav herd that menny peepul mayk noo yeerz rezolooshuns and mine is that i am finaly going to kollekt the munny wot all those afrikan bankers and lotteree aydjents oh me!!! yoo no hoo yoo ar yoo dedbeets!!! and wile i am at it i thawt i wood add a fyoo more to the list and then maybe i can finaly pay bak the tarp munny wot i lost wen my pig powders faktree went bust on akkownt of no wun wuz skayrd of the swine floo ennymore ok lets see wot valyooabul offers i hav pending!!!
wel that wuz a kompleet wayst of time!!! i wish peepul woodnt send owt junk eemayls like that!!! hmm maybe i hav a better wun sumware lets see oh yes this wun is mutch more promissing!!!
ha ha theez poor saps want to hide munny in owr air kondishuner that is the dummest thing i hav ever herd!!! but far be it frum me to tern down forty too millyun dollers!!! tawk abowt a happy noo yeer!!!!!! ha ha ok bye