Vizslajuice

After the botched raid on my office by the Ghostbusters, stemming from a severe case of mistaken identity, I have inadvertently found myself locked in their containment grid with all sorts of ghosts, ghouls, demons, and worst of all, the relentlessly annoying Bugs Bunny.  I am not truly an ectoplasmic being, and this prison was never meant to hold the likes of me; so I am sure I will be able to escape.  I just need to come up with the proper plan …

The problem is, I know nothing about how the containment grid works. If only I could find someone with inside information, I’m sure I could figure out its weaknesses. But where will I find such a source in this motley collection of sad and broken spectres?

Remarkably, this odd fellow is able to simply open the door to the cell. I leave Bugs Bunny happily nattering away and follow the green-haired fellow to a nearby cafe.

Once we have our drinks, my new companion tells me exactly what his price for helping me is:

And so we have a deal!

And just like that, I find myself back home!

Mindful of the deal I made with that mysterious fellow who would not tell me his name, I begin making discreet inquiries of my sister, the beautiful Trixie.

Of course, the question is moot, as I don’t know the words that must be said to summon my ghostly benefactor. Perhaps he never really intended to collect on the favor he asked of me; perhaps he just helped me from the goodness of his heart. In any case, I will always be grateful to him; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never forget a friend.

23 thoughts on “Vizslajuice

  1. I don’t want to imagine you getting married to someone you really don’t know!
    He was very kind! But… I wonder if you will see him again!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  2. Ummm, Dennis? Don’t even think of marrying The Beautiful Trixie to this strange guy. Think of someone totally different but DO NOT involve Trixie in this. Do you understand what I am saying, Dennis? Find someone else!

    Stella

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  3. Dennis
    I was a little wowwied , but should have mowe fait..you awe aftew all Dennis the vizsla and you aways twyumph..as fow Twixie the bootious, If she want to hide out at my house that would be OK..I don’t want hew tied to that yucky guy even if he did help you
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  4. jammer5 says:

    If Dennis had just scarfed up Michael Keaton, the world would be a better place, Dennis would have a full tummy, and never again would the containment grid interrupt his storied life 🙂

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  5. Great post again,Dennis!
    You have lot of imagination and this is good 😉
    I like this story,but the end makes me think more at friendship.
    Thanks for remind me that.

    Have fun and take care too! 🙂

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  6. You know, that “Betelgeues” guy isn’t bad looking (except for the bad skin and terrible hair) But I’m confident you will find him a suitable bride. However, Trixie…. I don’t think they are suitable for each other. I mean come on, imagine how their kids will look like. On a second thought, he’s a ghost so I don’t suppose he’s capable of child-bearing.

    LOL.

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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