After the botched raid on my office by the Ghostbusters, stemming from a severe case of mistaken identity, I have inadvertently found myself locked in their containment grid with all sorts of ghosts, ghouls, demons, and worst of all, the relentlessly annoying Bugs Bunny. I am not truly an ectoplasmic being, and this prison was never meant to hold the likes of me; so I am sure I will be able to escape. I just need to come up with the proper plan …
The problem is, I know nothing about how the containment grid works. If only I could find someone with inside information, I’m sure I could figure out its weaknesses. But where will I find such a source in this motley collection of sad and broken spectres?
Remarkably, this odd fellow is able to simply open the door to the cell. I leave Bugs Bunny happily nattering away and follow the green-haired fellow to a nearby cafe.
Once we have our drinks, my new companion tells me exactly what his price for helping me is:
And so we have a deal!
And just like that, I find myself back home!
Mindful of the deal I made with that mysterious fellow who would not tell me his name, I begin making discreet inquiries of my sister, the beautiful Trixie.
Of course, the question is moot, as I don’t know the words that must be said to summon my ghostly benefactor. Perhaps he never really intended to collect on the favor he asked of me; perhaps he just helped me from the goodness of his heart. In any case, I will always be grateful to him; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never forget a friend.