hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav gessd as a reezult all theez sneek attaks and strayndj beehayvyors i hav ben feeling a littel bit put upon laytly so yoo can imadjin my dismay wen i suddenly fownd myself lokd in a rum all alone with dada!!!
i dont no wot wuz going on owt their but i am shoor it wuz nuthing gud!!! finaly mama kaym to my reskyew as yoo can see but stil no wun has enny ansers for me!!! so i hav deesided to go tawk to the wun persun in the howse wot is always in the no abowt wot is going on and by persun i meen kitty thats rite i am shoor trouble is beehind sumhow!!!
ummmmm hmmm that wuz just weerd sumthing verry verry sinister is going on heer!!! it can only be wun thing evrybuddy must be beeing mind controlld by eevil alien slugs frum owter spayse wot stowd away on the spayse chikken koop on owr reetern trip frum the horribul planet of the spayse chikkens!!! i wil hav to do sum reesertch and find owt wot the best way to defeet eevil alien mind control slugs is!!! meenwile dont tel them i no wot they ar up to ok????? thanks ok bye