With the unexpected return of that guy, Beetlemeyer, it seems that I now have to live up to my side of the bargain and convince Trixie to marry him. It will not be easy; Beetlemeyer smells funny, he appears to carry no treats, and he looks like the Joker. This could well be my greatest challenge yet …
I begin my efforts with some subtle questions designed to elicit Trixie’s views on the institution of marriage:
Trixie, not unexpectedly, is at first resistant to the idea of marrying a smelly, uncouth ghost. “Girl talk” with her friends does not help Beetlemeyer’s chances.
Beetlemeyer and I decide to seek out advice from Tucker, who has, after all, known Trixie longer than either of us. Unfortunately, this discussion turns out to be less than fruitful.
Undaunted, Beetlemeyer continues to press his suit.
However, Trixie appears to consider him a nuisance.
Then, remarkably, she has a change of heart!
The arrangements are made quickly; Trixie is nothing if not brisk and efficient. And without much delay, the ceremony begins. Oh what a joyous occasion!
A hush falls over the gathering as the vows are said. At least, until I blurt something out.
Yes, it’s another happy ending, with cake for everyone! Or at least, almost everyone.
But don’t be sad for me, readers! No doubt there will be some plates in the trash that have cake left on them, and I will find them — because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!
23 thoughts on “My Big Fat V Wedding”
Close call! Trixie can always outsmart the undead!
PeeEssWoo: Poor Trixie – of all the brofurs in all the states in this khountry and woo had to get THEM!
Smells like mildew!!! Heeeeheeeeehehe
I think Trixie could be playing hard to get..
Well thank god THAT didn’t work out. Speaking of dogs eating cake, I was at a birthday party yesterday where it was brought up that the family dog had snuck into a plate of cupcakes and eaten three of them, including the paper. And then got very sick. So my question is, should I stop feeding dogs paper?
Whew, we were getting worried about Trixie’s future for a bit there. Is there any cake leftover? We love cake!!!
Woos, TD and Phantom
Thank heavens that Trixie is One Smart Cookie! Mmmmm. Cookies… And cake. Did someone mention cake? I’ll take some, even if Tucker has licked it a bit. It’s all about sharing, right?
PS: Good job, Trixie!!!
Dennis, I hate to say this, but I think Trixie is definitely the brains of your operation. I think you should pay her more — a lot more!
I am appalled that you would even, for one measly moment, consider trying to marry the Beautiful Trixie to ghostly Mr. Mildew. She is your SISTER, Dennis! He is a nasty YUK!
Ahhhh, this is just too much!
Beetlemeyer Beetlemeyer Beetlemeyer
Glad to see that episode had a happy ending!
Sorry you did not have some cake Dennis!
Kisses and hugs
Trixie, it must be hard having Dennis as a brother………close call! Dennis if you do find any spare cake would you share?
Martha & Bailey xxx
trixie’s too smart for the funny looking guys… hope you find some cake, dennis…
That sure was a close call. Trixie looked totally hot in that red dress.
We love happy endings, esp with cake. I think it will give you a blue tongue.
love & wags,
LOL Thanks Dennis, for the heads up on the cake! 🙂
What size was the icing gun? It must have been hydraulic!
Hmmm – this post had female human muttering about the female of any species always having the brains….! But – no cake?! Gasp!! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.
Cake is overated Dennis, ice cream, now that is what you need.
Benny “The Tank”
I WANT SOME OF THAT CAKE!!!!!! And awww, I already prepared my wedding gift for Trixie. I suppose, I’ll take it back now.
Yay! You’re finally rid of him and thank goodness Trixie didn’t have to marry him! Can I have some cake too?
Thank dog Trixie didn’t have to marry that freak!!
Very Very Very much kissSLOBBERS
el’bow & hauwii
My dog ate a whole wedding cake of my sisters. I found it amusing until I got the bill !