we interrupt the mango minster flyball turnamint for the sunday awards and meem show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile we ar retrofitting the flyball bokses to eeject ninja hedjhogs insted of bals i thawt it wood be a gud time to steel away and do the sunday awards and meem show!!!  in keeping with this weeks sports theem pleez welkum speshul gest host howard cosell!!!

ha ha ha wot kwaynt noshuns howard cosell has abowt sports!!! its almost like he is frum another era or sumthing!!! ennyway this is going to be a kwik show on akkownt of i hav to git bak to the flyball feeld and also on akkownt of i only hav a kuple of awards to hand owt the first wun is the directors choyse award frum my frend cocorue!!!

thanks cocorue!!! i wood like to pass this award along to my following doggy frends as per the roolz!!!

thats three rite???  i hav trouble with numbers yoo no!!!  also i wood giv this award to my other other noo frend moose but he is the sporty dog judje so that mite be konstrood as a bribe so i cant!!!  ok howard cosell enny more wurds of wizdum for us sporty dogs???

hmm howard cosell i dont no why yoo eeven had to ask that kwestchun!!! ok mooving on is the zoom zoom zoom award frum yoo gessd it the purple hatter!!!

this award is free for the tayking to enny dogs wot like to ride in cars or enny cats wot think they ar dogs wot like to ride in cars!!! ok thats it for this weeks show enny last pithy comments for us howard cosell???

ok bye

30 thoughts on “we interrupt the mango minster flyball turnamint for the sunday awards and meem show!!!

  1. Woo Hoo I gots an award handed to me, how exciting. I can’t wait for the flyball tournament to continue, I just know Someone is gonna score a point soon.

    woof – Tucker


  2. Uh-oh. Between the creepy kid and the creepy old (who, apparently Mom actually met on a plane (pterodactyl?) flight a million years ago when she was a kid, and was apparently annoying when he was alive, too) you’ve got Mom hiding under the blankets, cowering in fear. I think only restarting the ninja-flyball tournament will restore her!

    *kissey face*


  3. Dennis,

    That Howard Cosell smells a little like pickles. Do you know why?

    Tell your mom that we greyhounds are pretty darned mellow most of the time and you’re lucky to be in California. There are a lot of adoption groups out there, so finding a greyhound wouldn’t be hard for you guys, if you want to. Mostly, we sleep a lot! We can get along with pretty much anybody, though, as long as we get our beauty sleep!



  4. So Dennis, how were you able to resurrect Howard Cosell? You must have had some help, is that creepy ghost guy that wanted to marry the beautiful Trixie still around somewhere?

    Uh, just stick to your flyball stuff, Dennis, and leave the corpses where they belong.



  5. Hey Dennis Buddy, thanks for considering me for the award, but I agree, it might raise some eyebrows with the Mango. I will make a note of your most sportsman like conduct though!
    I got your urgent call and left the Sporty dogs at a resort in the Keys so I could come back for Flyball! I should be there soon!


  6. Cool Awards! Congratulations to all the winners. But we’re all winners, that’s what my momma says, aren’t we?
    Houndstooth’s comment was very interesting.


  7. Is Norwood still at your place? Sheesh.

    How about that Moose? He is quite the sporty dog entertainer. I like your dead guy announcer.



  8. Congrats to everybody!

    I like the last frame. I was thinking it was weird Howard Cosell was there being dead and all. He’s looking pretty well preserved. The mortician did a very good job!


  9. To set the record straight, Howard Cosell DID NOT say “Look at that little monkey run” when he was referring to Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett. Cosell made this remark 11 years earlier in 1972 in reference to a play by Kansas City Chiefs Mike Adamle. It was 1983 on Monday Night Football when Cosell made his comment about Alvin Garrett which was “That little monkey gets loose doesn’t he.”

    I am still looking for a sound byte or video clip of Howard Cosell saying “Look at that little monkey run.” I hear that it might be contained in a Preseason 1972 K.C. Chiefs @ Giants 07/29/72 “Hall of Fame” Game. Can anyone locate the actual clip?


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