hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show!!! feetchering a speshul mistery selebritty gest host!!!
Having returned in triumph from Little China, I am expecting to be given a new assignment in my new position as a paranormal investigator; but instead I find the university abuzz with news of impending planetary disaster. The astronomers in our physics department have discovered a giant asteroid heading straight for earth. An emergency meeting has been called to figure out how to avert this catastrophe; and of course, with my stellar track record of beating insurmountable odds, they want me to be involved. Can we save the world? I hope so — all my stuff is there! If we succeed, we will be heroes; if we fail, it will be … Armageddon.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay erlier this week sumbuddy (dada!!!) posted a pikcher of the kowtch wot owr frends gave us to reeplayse the other kowtch wot misteeryusly lost all its stuffing the reeplaysment kowtch had a teensy littel hole in the arm and becuz of that i wuz blaymd and put bak in my krate wen mama and dada ar gawn!!! so unfare!!! how unfare yoo ask??? wel luk at this shokking evidense wot i hav amassd chek it owt:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it wunse agin is time for the sunday awards and meem show!!! feetchering speshul gest host … ummmm … nobody!!! lets welkum nobody!!!
Having fought our way free of the Three Storms, Jack Burton and I now face Lo Pan himself. Can we prevail against this 2,000 year old evil sorcerer and his intimidating hat? If not, it won’t be because we didn’t try!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in prizzin awayting a heering or sumthing on akkownt of i releesd a hippo and it trampled sumbuddy naymd roger or sumthing i am not reely shoor but fortchoonatly i hav fownd an atturnee to represent me and trixie and git us owt of trouble!!!