hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem and loot show!!! now for sum reezon it has ben a littel diffikult laytly for me to git selebritteez to reeturn my calls asking them to gest host but i fownd wun hoo wuz willing to appeer at the last minnit and at grate ekspense so pleez welkum speshul gest host howard the duck!!!
ha ha no need to wurry mr duck i mostly only hunt stuffies!!! ok now we just hav wun award this week it is the happy 101 sweet frends award from my frend hero!!! now yoo may remember that this award wuz most unjustly givin to trixie insted of me last week i am glad to see the sitchooayshun has ben rektified thanks hero!!!
hay mr duck wot do yoo think of that award???
ha ha yes it shoor duz luk sweet!!! ok now the roolz ar still the saym as before so heer ar ten things i like:
- gitting awards for me insted of for my sister
- peeing on my sister
- peeing on my brother
- peeing in the saym spot my brother and sister pee
- destroying stuffies
- trying on noo fedoras
- weekends wen mama and dada dont go ennyware
- chaysing bunneez owt of the yard
- greeting mama and dada wen they come home
ok now i must pass this award on to ten frends so heer goze!!!
- my noo frend moose hoo can finaly git an award frum me now that the sporty dogs hav ben judjd!!!
- and jan of the funny farm
- and pierro the man cat!!!
- and my frend joe stains hoo roomer has it is reely a gud sport not a bad sport!!! yoo herd it heer first!!! or at leest third or forth ha ha
- and huffle mawson the ninja kitty!!!
- and of korse the jugglers of roses!!!
- and my gud frend the reesently reeternd lavenderbay!!!
- and farley of 1000 goldens!!!
- and cody bear and pickles hoo can maybe yooz the kupkayks to distrakt the yippikiyayotes!!!
- and finaly the mango minster dynasty of fiona and tai chi and speshul gest puppy abby!!!
ok now i menshund loot and heer it is!!! as yoo may rekall i hosted the speshul mango minster flyball tie in a fyoo weeks ago and most unekspektedly the jenerus mango mama sent me loot as a thank yoo!!!
yoo are the best mango and mango mama!!!
of korse i had my assistent tucker the other vizsla dog open the packadj for me:
as yoo can see tucker tayks his dooteez verry seeryusly!!! ha ha ha i sed doody!!!
ennyway despite dada thinking that it wuz a shirt it is verry kleerly a small blankie to keep me warm it has to be for me on akkownt of dada didnt doo ennything for mango minster it wuz me all me!!!
duznt it luk better on me then on dada???
hay dada yoo ar blocking my vyoo of the blossoms on the almond tree!!!
and thats a rap for the sunday awards and meem and loot show!!! thanks mango!!! ok bye