While Lo Pan’s minions pillage Little China, I am losing valuable time trying to restore Jack Burton’s confidence with another “magic” potion. He has already rejected the magical powers of Yoohoo, but fortunately, I have a few more options under my hat. Surely one of them will do the trick … but unfortunately, when in nerd form, Jack is very fussy.
Despite my best efforts, Jack refuses to try any of the “magic potions” I offer him, and soon the refrigerator is almost empty. All that’s left is a single bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red, and Jack is even suspicious of that. As I try to persuade him to drink it, a noise from the back of the building attracts my attention.
Leaving the annoyed Jack, I go to investigate the noise, only to discover that the Wing Kong’s Three Storms have penetrated the building’s defenses! It is four against one, and with their mystical powers and amazing high-kick ability, the odds are against me. But as I prepare for a hopeless last stand against their relentlessly huge hats and pointy shoes, a voice breaks through the tense silence.
Whirling, I discover that Jack Burton has once again become a heroic, if sweaty, truck driver! And in the nick of time!
It is still two against four, but Jack is on such a sugar high, he is as strong and as fast as five men all by himself!
With Jack in command, we make short work of the three Storms and the Rockette. But just when victory seems to be at hand, a new player enters the arena:
It is Lo Pan himself! And he is so tough, he has a giant spike driven through his hat! Things look very grim now, but we will fight on — because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!
25 thoughts on “Everybody Wing Kong Tonight”
That guys hat does not even rate anywhere near your hat Dennis! 🙂
Yes I agree with Doraz your hat is the best!!!!
It worked! You did it, Dennis. All it took was a little Code Red. That Jack though, he sure is picky!
Um. I think I’m speechless. On so many levels.
U Always Rock!
Cute hat, no question!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Your fedora is awesome! I wonder what would happen if you pulled that nail out of his hat!
If he has to have minions, he can’t be very tough
A new Fedora! Love it! I am not sure I like all that sweat though.
Wow – I bet that hat gives him migraines.
I bet Lo Pan isn’t even man enough to eat raw minions on his burger.
You can get him, Dennis. Just pull the plug on his hat!
happy happy hearts day dear Dennis
Must keep earworm away…
Must keep earworm away…
maybe that nail is holding his brains inside, just yank it out and we know you will never give up.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
Pull the nail out I bet he’ll deflate like an unstuffed stuffie!
love & wags,
I am sure that nail hurts!
Happy Valentine’s Day to you all!
Kisses and hugs
What a floor show!
Be careful! You almost got zapped by that guys electric fingertips!
whoow that nail!!
Happy Valentines day!
the lover boys
nice product placement! perhaps i will give that a try myself
Scary…..so very scary…..all.that.Mountain.Dew
Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Dory and Bilbo
That Rockete skeered me more than enny of the other guys!! Didja see her shoes?? You hafta be sooperhooman to dance in those!!
Yer pal Dozer
Yer Cap’n give ye an award Harrrr.
Cap’n Maverick the Pirate
FEDORAS FTW! The rest of the hats should bow to fedoras and worship them.
That nail in his head creeps me out!
*loved* the corn syrup crack!! If you ever go to Mexico, try the coke (yes, the soda NOT the powder!!) it is still made with real sugar and it sure is yummy!!