hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it wunse agin is time for the sunday awards and meem show!!! feetchering speshul gest host … ummmm … nobody!!! lets welkum nobody!!!
now all three of us dogs hav alreddy dun this award hooze rool is that yoo must list ten things wot mayk yoo happy theirfore i am passing this along to trouble the kitty to anser tayk it away trouble!!!
THANK YOU DENNIS. I CAN’T THINK OF TEN THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY SO INSTEAD I AM GOING TO TAKE MY FRIEND PENNYCAT’S ADVICE AND LIST TEN THINGS THAT ANNOY ME. HERE GOES:
BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME
BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO LOOK AT ME
BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO ARE IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME
BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO THINK ABOUT BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME
BIG CLUMSY DOGS
GOING TO THE VET
BEING FORCE-FED PILLS
BEING EXTRACTED FROM MY BOX JUST WHEN I AM GETTING COMFORTABLE
I WOULD LIKE TO PASS THIS AWARD ON TO TEN KITTY FRIENDS:
HUFFLE MAWSON THE EXPLORER
EARL GREY AND TAZO
SPREE (IF SPREE COULD ALSO EXPLAIN THIS I WOULD BE MOST GRATEFUL)
SHADOW AND MOLLY AND TROODER
GEORGE BOFUR AND THE EVIL FRED
DAISY AND HARLEY
BACK TO YOU BIG CLUMSY DOGS.
ha ha thanks trouble that wuz grate i wood shoor hayt to be wun of those big clumsy dogs wot yoo despize so mutch!!!
hmmm i think we hav all had a crack at this award now but i hav an ideea!!! i wil tern this over to all my gud frends if yoo want to leev a komment abowt wot mayks yoo happy!!! or i gess i cud ask dada to do it but he wil probly just post sum drivel abowt how he likes to rite and danse the veeeneez walts and monky with his kompyooter and boring hyooman stuf like that but i think giving it to the kommenters is a mutch better ideea dont yoo???
thank yoo so mutch alina!!! to aksept this award yoo must pass it on to twelv frends so heer goze!!!
my gud frend pink daisy for her sunday awards show!!! i wil giv her this award on behaff of stella as per stellas reekwest!!!
and the friggin loon!!!
and my frend otto the turnip on akkownt of turnips need sunshine to grow!!!
and hero the shar pei hero!!!
and my frend hoo jingles!!!
and azfree!!! on akkownt of i hav no pizza to send over at the moment!!!
and the newest member of the op pack sunny littel ciara!!!
and sophie bradors noo brother owen!!!
and stella on akkownt of she sed to giv hers to pink daisy so heerz another wun stella!!!
and my frend blissbait hoo rote a song for me!!!
and my frends at my quality day ware they hav a vizsla dog hoo luks just like tucker!!! only isnt as cranky!!!
and finaly mia and zoe at click the good news!!! mia chood up a carpet nice wurk mia!!!
i wood like to pass this along to the following frends:
and finaly i wuz tagd for a water konservayshun meem by my frends katz tales!!! now of korse water konservayshun is verry importent ware i liv on akkownt of it never rayns in suthern kalifornya but man it pores!!! ennyway for this meem first i hav to post sum informayshun first sum water fakts:
~ WATER FACTS ~
1. Of every 100 drops of water on earth, 97 are too salty to drink, 2 are locked in ice and snow, and 1 is fresh water.
2. The daily requirement for sanitation, bathing, and cooking needs, as well as for assuring survival, is about 50 litres per person.
3. Reducing shower time from 20 mins to 8 mins saves up to 360 litres of water per shower.
4. A small drip from a faucet can waste as much as 75 litres of water a day.
5. Two thirds of the water used in a home is used in the bathroom. To flush a toilet, we use up to 9 litres of water.
6. Water-efficient toilets and washing machines are good ways to save water.
7. A low-tech way to save water is to form the habit of turning on the tap to low flow and turning it off when the water is not needed.
8. Non-revenue water (i.e. stolen or wasted water) constitutes 36% of water ‘used’ in Selangor, Malaysia, and this raises the cost of water for everyone.
9. Water supply infrastructure cost billions of ringgit. This money could be spent in more useful ways.
10. Large areas of forests are cleared to make way for water supply dams to accommodate our soaring demand for water. These forests and their wildlife represent our natural heritage.
now thoze fakts ar koppeed frum my frends at katz tales and they kontayn imadjinerry yoonits of mezzherment sutch as litres and imadjinerry kurrensee wot is not dollars but stil the fakts mayk sum gud poynts!!! ok nekst i must say wot i wil do to konserv water:
1) i wil only wash my rolls royse five times a week insted of evry day ha ha no i am just kidding i never wash my rolls royse
2) i wil forgo baths it wil be a grate sakrifise but i can do it!!!
3) i wil stop waterbording trouble the kitty ha ha no i am just kidding i dont waterbord trouble she waterbords me trouble stop it!!!
but seeryusly we do hav water eefishent applienses heer like a frunt loding washer and we only run the dishwasher wen it is ful and stinky altho i keep trying to konvinse dada to just let me lik all the dishes kleen he duznt seem to want to go for it shaym on yoo dada!!! ok now heer ar the roolz for this meem:
1. Create a blog entry entitled “Water Conservation Initiative”.
2. Post the Water Initiative Network’s Water Facts in your post.
3. List 3 things YOU will do to save water.
4. Add in the photo above, or any photo you have taken of a waterfall, river or lake.
5. End with the line: “Find out more about water conservation and good governance by joining the Water Initiative Network on Facebook! Visit us here at: Water Initiative Network!
ummm i gess i aksidently inklooded it in the sunday awards and meem show rather then in its own post oops my bad ennyway i wood like to tag ennywun wot livs in a desert or errid reedjun sutch as sandy eggo to partisipayt in the water sayving inishyativ!!! oh wayt i think my selebritty gest host has finaly arrived!!!
and thats a rap!!! ok bye