hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i no normaly this wood be wurdless wensday but i thawt that insted i wood tel yoo abowt a story i fownd wile i wuz googling myself oh come on yoo no yoo google yorself too!!! it is almost as mutch fun as likking yorself!!! ennyway the story i fownd wuz abowt a vizsla dog hoo wuz running loose in the mithical land of upstayt noo york for over too yeerz!!! yoo can reed all abowt her heer but the jist of the story is that brownie baby the vizsla dog had been a stray owt in the wilds neer the mithical sitty of albany for yeerz and yeerz wow she mayks me luk like a piker all rite!!! she wuz captchoord at leest wunse before and she eskaypd over a seven fut fense the verry saym nite witch is verry impressiv mad ninja vizsla dog skilz i cud probly yooze her in the battel aginst the ninja hedjhogs!!! the story has menny pikchers in the foto gallery and in sum of them espeshly number six she reminds me of me wen i wuz reskyewd!!! only she has more fur after over too yeerz then i did wots that abowt?!?!?! how long wuz i owt in that canyun ennyway??? the wurld may never no!!!
mama and dada ar sending them sum green papers apparently they ar not set up to tayk donayshuns online but akkording to the artikul donayshuns to help rehabilitayt brownie baby can be sent to: Shaker Veterinary Hospital, c/o Brownie Baby, 223 Maxwell Road, Latham, NY 12110
ok now that i mayd yoo sit thru all that heer is a wurdless retro wensday pikcher i cal it watch ware yoo ar sniffing!!!!
of korse trixie is alpha so she gits to snif warever she wants to!!! ha ha ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo no wot the best thing is abowt having howsgests??? more peepul to play fetch with!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav taken my frend stellas advice and hav begun reetching owt to selebritteez wot ar between jobs at the moment in hopes of gitting better responses to my offers to gest host the sunday awards and meem show and it seems to be wurking becuz luk at the fish wot i hav landed this week!!! pleez welkum speshul gest host conan obrien!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we has visitterz!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may hav notisd that in yesterdays sunday awards and meem show tucker wuz full sized that is on akkownt of it wuz filmd before he got all shrunk becuz i noo i wood not be home to film it on sunday on akkownt of yoo gessd it flyball!!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to another instalment of the sunday awards and meem show!!! this week feetchering the faymus vizsla dog yogi hoo wun at crufts this yeer!!! welkum yogi!!!
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Having accidentally missed the launch of our own shuttle, it had seemed as if there was no chance we would be able to save the earth from the giant asteroid on a collision course; but, at the last moment and at great expense, we were able to procure a replacement ship, the Orca, piloted by my old friend Quint’s brother, Quad. The earth now has a second chance, and we must make the most of it!
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