hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and frends went to dizneeland and left me home alone!!! it terns owt dizneeland duznt allow dogs other then pluto and goofy and posibly peg leg peet i am not shoor wot he is and meenwile dizneeland is overrun with rodents sutch owtrayjus diskriminayshun!!! why i wood kleen that playse rite up!!! and i wil bet that is why i am not allowd to go their becuz i hav rayded dadas kamra and diskuverd verry disterbing informayshun abowt the so calld happiest or shud i say most crowdedest playse on erth!!!
ok first this is wot yoo see wen yoo first enter dizneeland:
i am pritty shoor baysd on dadas pikchers that their wer in fakt at leest five hunnerd millyun peepul their that day in fakt i think that estimat may be a littel low!!! nekst as wun goze under the bridj to akchooally enter main street diznee wun sees this plack:
this is kleerly a referense to the doghowse of justiss witch i yooze to go to yesterday and tomorrow however their is no fantasy involvd it is all dedly seeryus!!! just like the top seekret mishun of dizneeland is dedly seeryus!!! oh just wayt for the horrors yet to be reveeld!!! ok heer is main street diznee ware yoo can see just a fyoo of the five hunnerd millyun peepul wot ar beeing kept prizoner within the wals of the most crowdedest playse on erth:
and wot is at the end of main street diznee yoo ask??? why it is a very nice statchoo of walt and mickey:
i wonder wot walt is saying to mickey??? i wil bet it is sumthing like this:
now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking hay dennis i am thinking yoo ar thinking in a paranoyd fashun but am i???? am i reely???? lets tayk a luk at the main diznee fortress shall we???
oh it is like a fairytale cassel isnt it??? lets tayk a closer luk!!!
hmmm if i am not mistayken the cassel is garded by rodent gargoyls!!! lets zoom in eeven closer!!!
yes their can be no dowt abowt it!!! this fortified cassel is the central hub of the vast rodent konspirasee!!! and not only that but it is ekwippd with antennas wot broadcast diznees mind control thawt wayvs across the five hunnerd millyun prizoners!!!
but wayt their is mutch mutch more going on heer at the most crowdedest playse on erth!!! but before we moov on to that let us tayk a kwik luk at the faymus matterhown mowntin:
as yoo can see the matterhorn is in fakt a jiant sheep mayd owt of rock and ice!!!
it is coverd with snow on akkownt of its enormusly hi elevayshun of like forty feet brrrrr!!!! the air shoor must be thin up their!!! ok mooving on we see the jiant wale monstro!!!
wot is monstro doing heer yoo ask??? wel monstro is heer to dispoze of enny prizoners wot start asking too menny kwestchuns!!!
oh the horror!!! but wayt it gets wurse!!! this is the biggest gofer hole wot i hav ever seen!!!
wun can only imadjin the gofer wot wood come out of that hole!!!
aaaaiiiieeeee jiant gofer god!!! run away run away run away!!! perhaps we wil be sayf heer!!!
aaaiiieeeee oh no it is a jiant mowse!!! she is preparing to judo chop those poor prizoners!!!
can no wun sayv them??? can no wun — uh oh she is luking at me!!!
run away run away run away!!! ok now we find owrselvs in this vast grayvyard ware mickey has berreed those brayv dogs and kitties and pigs and bats and frogs wot hav dayrd to oppose him!!!
hay norwood i think this wun is for yoo!!!
oh wot a horribul slawter of brayv brayv kreetchers!!! oh the hyoomanity!!! it is hopeless no wun can stop mickey mowse frum kerrying owt his plan to enslayv the hyooman rayse!!! we ar doomd doomd i tel yoo!!! or ar we???
whew we ar sayvd after all!!! thank gudness for elderly drivers and defektiv akselerators!!!! ok bye