hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may remember a kuple of yeerz ago i publishd a skolarly treetis on nasty weeds in witch one of the weeds i menshund wuz the evil foxtail weed:
unfortchoonatly i forgot my own advise and ate sum foxtail grass the other day!!! wot can i say i wuz kraving a salad!!!
so after mama notisd i wuz hacking and koffing she and dada tuk me to the emerjensee vet hospital ware i wuz most kroolly kept awayk until wun oclock in the morning and then put under sedayshun and they stuck sumthing down my throat and pulld owt sum grass leevs!!! and luk they did a fraternity prank and shavd my leg!!!
oh ha ha verry matchoor yoo guys!!! duz this meen i git to ware a frat shirt now???
and go to parteez???
akchooally no wot it meens is mama watches me like a hawk and duznt let me go owtside on my own until the weekend wen she and dada can do a sertch and destroy on all foxtails in the yard
so remember evrybuddy dont eet foxtails!!! or if yoo do mayk shoor yoo julienne them first!!! ok bye