hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor coming to yoo live frum a sweltringly hot dunjun sumware neer a banana plantayshun!!!
we hav a grate show for yoo today despite owr beeing inkarserayted on trumpd up chardjes of running over jorge of the jungle!!! altho on akkownt of it is memoryal day weekend it wil be a short show!!! ok first up is the versatil blogger award frum my frend bunny the greathound!!! ummm i meen greyhound!!!
now as yoo may remember with this award yoo ar suppozd to tel seven things abowt yoreself however i think evrybuddy nos evrything abowt me alreddy and i had owr noo frend the stowaway mowse do it last week so this week i think i wil see if trouble the kitty wood like to tel us some more things abowt herself beeing a cat she is pretty seekretiv so i am not shoor how mutch she wil shayr but tayk it away trouble the kitty!!!
THANK YOU DENNIS. HERE IS MY LIST OF SEVEN THINGS ABOUT ME.
1) ***REDACTED***
2) IN THE SUMMER I LIKE TO LOUNGE ON MY PATIO STARING OUT THE OPEN DOORWAY LISTENING TO THE BIRDS AND IMAGINING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO CATCH THEM AND WRING THEIR LITTLE NECKS. PURR PURR PURR.
3) I AM NINETEEN YEARS OLD.
4) ***REDACTED***
5) ***REDACTED***
6) ***REDACTED***
7) EVERY OTHER DAY MY HUMAN SERVANTS SET ME UP IN THE BATHROOM FOR A “SPA TREATMENT” WHERE THEY LOCK THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS OUT AND BRUSH ME AND TALK NICELY TO ME AND PET ME AND THEN STICK A NEEDLE IN MY BACK AND FILL ME UP WITH FLUIDS. THEY THINK I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE NEEDLE BECAUSE I KEEP ON PURRING BUT I AM WISE TO THEM. SUPPOSEDLY THESE TREATMENTS HAVE CAUSED MY SO-CALLED KIDNEY VALUES TO MOVE BACK CLOSE TO NORMAL BUT I AM SURE THAT’S JUST MY SUPERIOR CAT BODY AT WORK. I AM CURRENTLY PLOTTING MY VENGEANCE FOR THIS TREATMENT, WHICH WILL BE TERRIBLE. PURR PURR PURR.
ha ha thank you trouble that wuz verry informativ and ummmm kind of scarry!!! hmmm do yoo smel sumthing???
ok now we must pass this award on to seven other bloggers just like bunny did and the weel of fortchoon sez it goze to:
- ludwig van dog!!!
- velcro the cattel dog!!!
- pennycat!!!
- stephanie of stop bownsing!!!
- raising addie!!!
- fiona & abby!!!
- and princess the pit bull!!!
ok nekst up is an award frum jingle as yoozhual jingle duz her awards smorgasbord style and i pikd this wun!!!
thank yoo jingle!!! i wood like all of my frends to tayk this award becuz yoo ar all awsum evry wun!!!
and thats a rap!!! happy memoryal day to all my frends in the mithical land of the yoonited states!!! ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
Oh, Trouble, those were some very enlightening answers! Bunny would like you to know that she’s often called a greathound and she doesn’t mind it at all!
Why do I sense a post in the future that has some relation to The Fog?
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Congrats on your awards!
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That is one scary green fog!
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Kiska says she can always produce such a cloud. It is one of her great accomplishments.
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Congratulations on your Awards and well done with the Tag Trouble. We did like your answers – you can always rely on a kitty cat for honesty.
We are sorry to hear about your humans trying to trick you into having a nasty needle put in you – just bide your time – then when they least suspect – scratch them!
That’ll teach em!
xxx
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Congrats on your awards Dennis. Since I am SUCH a lady and just about perfect(Mom made me say “just about” hmmpph) I just NEVER emit noxious gases. Scooter, however, seems to give off an awfully large noxious cloud for such a little thing!(Maybe I should obtain one of those gas masks)
Glad you have your lemonade.
Hugs
Sunny
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Whew! Tucker’s Revenge, huh? Soon he will be doing the Green Banana Quickstep, in addition to the Green Odiferous Cloud. Good luck, Peeps!
Kisses,
Stella
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Dear Trouble,
Hope you can catch a birdie soon – it’s really cool, especially when you disgorge it and leave it on the door mat. So sorry about how your spa treatments go – that is painful to hear about, but kidney disease is too – aren’t you glad the doggehs aren’t allowed in? Gotta tell you Trouble, Sammie’s capable of producing a green mass like the one that’s spreading too. I just leave. Well… I don’t have a gas mask or a fun ball with an ionic air purifier either. Have a good weekend and congrats on the awards!
Hugs oxoxoxo
Ozzie
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Cats can’t help being scary. Or want to.
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Congratulations on your Awards!
OMD! Thanks to Tucker… and the bananas he ate… you are free!
Happy Memorial Day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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What!? It’s a wrap…we’re gassed out here…and on the edge of our seats!
Have a nice weekend pals.
Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
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So, does this mean that Tucker is responsible for those GREEN-house gases? Congrats on the awards.
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I must remember to NOT bring my birds for a visit to your house. lol 🙂 CONGRATS and have a great weekend. 🙂
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Trouble is 19???? wow, we are impressed. Must be some good juice in that needle stuff.
Nice awards, Dennis, but that green gas is something else.
Woos – Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
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Trouble! I don’t know much about kittehs, but I am tuned in to you on this one. Sounds like something out of a horror movie. Who knows, maybe they are putting Dennis DNA into you! It could be anything. See if you can sneak some of those bags of alleged medicines and try them out on some other household member. In the meantime, keep purring so the humans don’t know that you are on to them.
Slobbers,
mango
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Why are we feeling the urge to hold our breaths here?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
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Oh this is the most scariest episode yet!!
Smileys and Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo & Jacob
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Congrats on the wardie… and thanks for reminding me never to eat unripe bananas… have a great holiday weekend.
Licks, hero
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Hehehe, kitty revenge is usually very nasty! Looking forward to hearing what happens next…
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Excellent! Thanks for the killer award! (Mom says she is glad to hear that Trouble is doing okay getting fluids – Mr. Bufus got fluids and it didn’t seem to bother him, but then he was sort of laid back in a that non-evil-world-dominating-cat sort of way…). Um. Hmm. I smell something. Maybe it’s the unripe bananas! 😛
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy
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Bonjour Dennis mon pote ( buddy )!
Concatulations for so deserved award, in fact your blog is very versatile, and your beans are so creative and talented!
Hey Dennis, I’m afraid of that green fog!!! oh gosh… 🙂
have a nice week and watch out about bananas,
hugs
purrs
love
LUNA
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oh guy…please forgive my mommy here….
She publish my comment using her blog.
love from
LUNA – WE LOVE LUNA
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Trouble you take your fluids like a good kitty cat. I had a cat who live to be 21 years and three months. He had chronic renal failure for many years. He had to have fluids sometimes twice a day every day. They really do help. Of course we know that your superior body and your spunky attitude does wonders too.
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Oh, Tucker, you must be a secretly clever tactician!
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A free lemonade with every tenth visit to jail??? And they say crime doesn’t pay. Looks like they are wrong
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Wow Trouble, thanks for sharing…kind of. Anyway, I sure love me a good fart story.
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