hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor coming to yoo live frum a sweltringly hot dunjun sumware neer a banana plantayshun!!!
we hav a grate show for yoo today despite owr beeing inkarserayted on trumpd up chardjes of running over jorge of the jungle!!! altho on akkownt of it is memoryal day weekend it wil be a short show!!! ok first up is the versatil blogger award frum my frend bunny the greathound!!! ummm i meen greyhound!!!
now as yoo may remember with this award yoo ar suppozd to tel seven things abowt yoreself however i think evrybuddy nos evrything abowt me alreddy and i had owr noo frend the stowaway mowse do it last week so this week i think i wil see if trouble the kitty wood like to tel us some more things abowt herself beeing a cat she is pretty seekretiv so i am not shoor how mutch she wil shayr but tayk it away trouble the kitty!!!
THANK YOU DENNIS. HERE IS MY LIST OF SEVEN THINGS ABOUT ME.
2) IN THE SUMMER I LIKE TO LOUNGE ON MY PATIO STARING OUT THE OPEN DOORWAY LISTENING TO THE BIRDS AND IMAGINING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO CATCH THEM AND WRING THEIR LITTLE NECKS. PURR PURR PURR.
3) I AM NINETEEN YEARS OLD.
7) EVERY OTHER DAY MY HUMAN SERVANTS SET ME UP IN THE BATHROOM FOR A “SPA TREATMENT” WHERE THEY LOCK THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS OUT AND BRUSH ME AND TALK NICELY TO ME AND PET ME AND THEN STICK A NEEDLE IN MY BACK AND FILL ME UP WITH FLUIDS. THEY THINK I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE NEEDLE BECAUSE I KEEP ON PURRING BUT I AM WISE TO THEM. SUPPOSEDLY THESE TREATMENTS HAVE CAUSED MY SO-CALLED KIDNEY VALUES TO MOVE BACK CLOSE TO NORMAL BUT I AM SURE THAT’S JUST MY SUPERIOR CAT BODY AT WORK. I AM CURRENTLY PLOTTING MY VENGEANCE FOR THIS TREATMENT, WHICH WILL BE TERRIBLE. PURR PURR PURR.
ha ha thank you trouble that wuz verry informativ and ummmm kind of scarry!!! hmmm do yoo smel sumthing???
ok now we must pass this award on to seven other bloggers just like bunny did and the weel of fortchoon sez it goze to:
- ludwig van dog!!!
- velcro the cattel dog!!!
- stephanie of stop bownsing!!!
- raising addie!!!
- fiona & abby!!!
- and princess the pit bull!!!
ok nekst up is an award frum jingle as yoozhual jingle duz her awards smorgasbord style and i pikd this wun!!!
thank yoo jingle!!! i wood like all of my frends to tayk this award becuz yoo ar all awsum evry wun!!!
and thats a rap!!! happy memoryal day to all my frends in the mithical land of the yoonited states!!! ok bye