Having returned last week from my long sojourn in space, only to discover that my position at the university has been eliminated and my office reassigned, I am now faced with the daunting task of winning back all that I have lost … by playing the all-too-human game of golf. And unlike the time I accidentally turned flyball into a human sport, there is no way for me to fix things by changing the past. I must compete on human terms, or lose my office, my position, and my key to the faculty lounge … forever.

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its the sunday awards and meem show elekshun reezults edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show elekshun reezults edishun!!! yes i wuz thinking today wood be a gud day to revyoo the reezults of the reeality show pole to find owt wot show my nice reederz wood like to see!!! but first on to the awards and meems see that is wot we in the bizness call a teezer ha ha ok lets go!!!

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