Having returned last week from my long sojourn in space, only to discover that my position at the university has been eliminated and my office reassigned, I am now faced with the daunting task of winning back all that I have lost … by playing the all-too-human game of golf. And unlike the time I accidentally turned flyball into a human sport, there is no way for me to fix things by changing the past. I must compete on human terms, or lose my office, my position, and my key to the faculty lounge … forever.

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CAPTCHA Thursday: Welsh Corgi?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am stil collating all the entreez for frendliest ketch i shud be dun by tomorro!!! in the meentime heer is another strayndjly appropryat captcha for yoo!!! ok bye

its the sunday awards and meem show elekshun reezults edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show elekshun reezults edishun!!! yes i wuz thinking today wood be a gud day to revyoo the reezults of the reeality show pole to find owt wot show my nice reederz wood like to see!!! but first on to the awards and meems see that is wot we in the bizness call a teezer ha ha ok lets go!!!

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Back To Drool

Having finally vanquished Darth Tater, and serendipitously discovering a derelict Doghouse of Justice on Planet Petco, I have at last returned to Earth in triumph; but when I report in to Dr. Crowe, expecting a hero’s welcome, I learn some unexpected and disquieting facts about what has been going on while I was offworld. Absence, it seems, does not always make the heart grow fonder …

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