hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show forth of julie edishun!!! now i am not shoor hoo julie is or why their ar for of her or why the forth wun gits a holiday but their yoo go hoo nos why hyoomans do wot they do not me!!!
ok now this week we hav a speshul show its the naym gaym meem wot wuz started by my frend frankie furter!!! now tucker has had his naym sinse he wuz a baby and trixie kaym frum the pownd with her naym and so i am going to tel yoo the storry of how trouble and the layt pooh bear and dennis the vizsla got there nayms insted!!! oh dennis the vizsla is me of korse!!! ok lets start in kron … krono … wel lets start in the order in witch the animals arrivd so that meens pooh bears naym goze first!!!
ok now pooh bear is the first kitty wot kaym to liv with mama and dada menny menny yeerz ago wen they livd in the mithical land of noo york as yoo can see frum theez old pikchers this was in the erly days of fotografy and so it is not wel dokyoomented:
now pooh bear wuz ternd into a pet store wot sold fish and rodents but not puppies or kitties by her owner hoo cudnt keep her ennymore at the time her naym wuz not pooh bear it wuz spooks!!! she duznt luk spooky to me wel not enny spookier then enny other kitty ha ha mama saw pooh bear in a krate on the floor of the pet store and went to say hello and the kitty then nown as spooks started tawking to her going meh meh meh and answering wenever mama sed sumthing so of korse mama had to hav her on akkownt of mama is a pushover for stuf like that!!! so soon spooks moovd in!!!
she kept the naym spooks for a littel wile but eventchooally mama started calling her spook for short and then pooh for short for that and then pooh got lengthend into pooh bear and pooh bear is the naym wot stuk!!! i do not no why becuz she did not luk like winnie the pooh and she duz not like hunny and the naym wuz not shorter then the wun she started with but like i sed hoo nos why hyoomans do things not me!!! sadly pooh bear went to the rainbow bridj just a fyoo weeks after i arrivd heer so i didnt git to no her verry wel but i think she must hav ben a verry verry sweet kitty unlike sum other kitties i cud and wil menshun!!!
ok so after gitting pooh bear mama and dada deesided she needed a frend so dada went to the pownd to luk at other kitties he saw wun he liked but that kitty wuznt reddy to be releesd yet so the pownd told him to come back layter and wen he kaym bak the kitty he wuz going to git had misteeryusly disapeerd!!! however another kitty at the pownd got dadas attenshun by yowling at him and kliming up the frunt of her kayge and sticking her arms owt as far as she cud reetch them gess hoo that kitty wuz???
dada brawt this kitty home and they naymd her trouble becuz after her kayge kliming performanse they thawt she wuz likely to klime up the kurtins and swing frum the hanging fixtchers as mama put it however it ternd owt that she had expended all her kliming enerdjy to git dadas attenshun and never got into mutch mistchif agin after that!!! at leest not until she tuk up soopervillany layt in life ha ha!!!
beeing sutch a cranky kitty i wil bet that trouble terrorized pooh bear and kept her in a stayt of konstant feer am i rite???
ahhh my eyes!!! my eyes!!!
ok now last up is me dennis the vizsla now as i am shoor yoo no i wuz ummmm not in the best shayp wen i first kaym to liv with mama and dada on akkownt of i had ben abandond in a canyon in the desert with my brothers and sister yoo can reed all abowt it heer but it is a sad storry all arownd!!!
i didnt hav a naym wen i wuz fownd so my fyootcher mama hoo is now just nown as mama was calling me the old man however my fyootcher dada hoo is now just nown as dada did not think i wuz old and he kept saying “im thirtyseven im not old” witch is of korse a kwote frum the faymus dokyoomentry monty python and the holy grail the line is spoken by a man naymd dennis the konstitooshunal pezzant and so they started calling me dennis!!!
and the rest is history!!!
now evrywun hav a sayf and happy forth of julie and remember dont git skayrd wen stuff starts eksploding its just julie firing off her crazy littel rockets to selebrayt that batman has ben arrested!!! ok bye