hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel this has ben a gud week for loot!!! first flat tony gayv me sum buks to reed and then i got a packadj in the mayl frum my frends el’bow and hauwii in belgium!!! i hav started reeding the buks and i dont reely no wot they are abowt yet it seems to mostly be a bunch of unrelayted wurds strung together sort of like the faymus nonsense buk portrat of the artist as a yung man but if dada cud finish the broke cycle i can finish the oxford inglish dikshonerry!!! but enuf abowt that lets luk at the loot wot kaym in the mayl!!!
before opening the packadj i of korse had to inspekt the envelope on akkownt of it kontaynd menny intresting kloos as to wot mite be inside ok heer is the frunt of the envelope:
ok so as yoo can see this envelope inkloods three pikchers of the faymus belgian detektiv hairkool pwaro and also has menny instanses of filosofical terms on it so kleerly it kontayns sumthing misteeryus and filosofical!!! let me ask my frend robert langdon wot he thinks of it!!!
ok now lets analyze the other side of the envelope!!!
wow the riddel of the packadj growz ever more misteeryus!!! robert langdon wot do yoo mayk of this???
ummm thanks robert langdon for that brillyant analysis wot i did myself ok now the moment yoo hav all ben wayting for lets luk inside the envelope and see wot the loot reely is!!!
oh cool!!! we hav a holograffik meemo pad wot i can yooze for riting notes abowt my adventchers and we hav a littel knit bell and oh boy a rope toy!!! on my flyball teem we dogs luv to play tug with owr handlers after a run it is how we reward the hyoomans for a job well dun!!! meenwile i hav put the bel up on dadas shelf with his stufd animals and ninja hedjhog gods and wotnot!!!
hey robert langdon wot do yoo think abowt the holograffik meemo pad???
thanks so mutch el’bow and hauwii!!! ok bye