Having finally vanquished Darth Tater, and serendipitously discovering a derelict Doghouse of Justice on Planet Petco, I have at last returned to Earth in triumph; but when I report in to Dr. Crowe, expecting a hero’s welcome, I learn some unexpected and disquieting facts about what has been going on while I was offworld. Absence, it seems, does not always make the heart grow fonder …
My debriefing with Dr. Crowe starts out bad, and rapidly gets worse.
The shock! The horror! They took away my office and sold all my stuff! Is this the thanks due a returning hero?
Now that my hackles are up, I — perhaps unwisely — decide to confront this usurper who has taken my office. After Darth Tater and the Orzo Outlaws, I am not afraid of the politics of academia!
I proceed down the hall to my office, enter, and lay down; but the new professor is not content to let sleeping dogs lie.
And soon I find myself in the president’s office, where I am given one chance to regain my position in the archeology department.
A golf tournament, eh? Well, after the stinging defeat I delivered to The Jesus in our bowling match, I should be able to make short work of this sweaty fellow. After all, I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up. Let the games begin! Umm … next week, that is.
The Oceanside Animals 
Can’t wait to see Dennis execute the “Triple Lindy” dive!
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Just remember, in academia there are punishments worse than death. They could assign you to a committee.
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Dennis
Not even close..he can’t possibly win Dennis..sheeesh, he’s just a sweaty fat hooman
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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Stopping asteroids and saving the world seems not to call for the gratitude it should among elements of academia. Golf seems a logical way to solve this.
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Will there be a groundhog?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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still voting fur wack a dog 😀
Kissslobbers
El’bow & Hauwii
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I hope you remember that Mr. Dangerfield gets no respect! Go get your office back, Dennis! I am outraged on your behalf!
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I just love that Dennis does not give up…he gets it. 🙂
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I think Dennis should have the job. Too many poochies are out of work these days.
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Good luck Dennis! I know you will reclaim your office! 😉 Thanks for your well wishes too.
Kisses,
Nala
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Back t drool. ll
Excellent.
So much fun
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go dennis! get your office ‘n job back! don’t forget to practice your golf swing…you can use trouble for a target. teeheehee.
*woof*
the booker man
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Get it, Dennis – that office is yours and only yours – call the Union.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
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Hey Dennis, how’s about starring in “So You Think You Can Bark?”
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Hi Dennis- if you just keep retrieving his balls he can’t get them in those little holes. Maggie the Vizsla.
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Don’t give that guy any respect!
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I’ve heard academia can be pretty tough!
Sam
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you sure do lead a very busy life!
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Yay! Rodney came back from the grave for a sequel! Probably couldn’t resist you or you’d have dug him up, Dennis.
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