Having finally vanquished Darth Tater, and serendipitously discovering a derelict Doghouse of Justice on Planet Petco, I have at last returned to Earth in triumph; but when I report in to Dr. Crowe, expecting a hero’s welcome, I learn some unexpected and disquieting facts about what has been going on while I was offworld. Absence, it seems, does not always make the heart grow fonder …
My debriefing with Dr. Crowe starts out bad, and rapidly gets worse.
The shock! The horror! They took away my office and sold all my stuff! Is this the thanks due a returning hero?
Now that my hackles are up, I — perhaps unwisely — decide to confront this usurper who has taken my office. After Darth Tater and the Orzo Outlaws, I am not afraid of the politics of academia!
I proceed down the hall to my office, enter, and lay down; but the new professor is not content to let sleeping dogs lie.
And soon I find myself in the president’s office, where I am given one chance to regain my position in the archeology department.
A golf tournament, eh? Well, after the stinging defeat I delivered to The Jesus in our bowling match, I should be able to make short work of this sweaty fellow. After all, I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up. Let the games begin! Umm … next week, that is.
19 thoughts on “Back To Drool”
Can’t wait to see Dennis execute the “Triple Lindy” dive!
Just remember, in academia there are punishments worse than death. They could assign you to a committee.
Not even close..he can’t possibly win Dennis..sheeesh, he’s just a sweaty fat hooman
Stopping asteroids and saving the world seems not to call for the gratitude it should among elements of academia. Golf seems a logical way to solve this.
Will there be a groundhog?
still voting fur wack a dog 😀
El’bow & Hauwii
I hope you remember that Mr. Dangerfield gets no respect! Go get your office back, Dennis! I am outraged on your behalf!
I just love that Dennis does not give up…he gets it. 🙂
I think Dennis should have the job. Too many poochies are out of work these days.
Good luck Dennis! I know you will reclaim your office! 😉 Thanks for your well wishes too.
Back t drool. ll
So much fun
go dennis! get your office ‘n job back! don’t forget to practice your golf swing…you can use trouble for a target. teeheehee.
the booker man
Get it, Dennis – that office is yours and only yours – call the Union.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Hey Dennis, how’s about starring in “So You Think You Can Bark?”
Hi Dennis- if you just keep retrieving his balls he can’t get them in those little holes. Maggie the Vizsla.
Don’t give that guy any respect!
I’ve heard academia can be pretty tough!
you sure do lead a very busy life!
Yay! Rodney came back from the grave for a sequel! Probably couldn’t resist you or you’d have dug him up, Dennis.