After unexpectedly earning the admiration of Ty Webb, I have had the good fortune to see my regular golf match turned into a Frisbee golf match, wherein the disadvantage presented by my lack of thumbs will be neutralized and my mad jumping and mouth-catching skills will come to the fore. I now have every confidence that I will be back in my office before the end of the day, curled up on my egg crate bed with my favorite stuffie while undergrads queue up outside to be regaled by tales of my adventures. Let the game begin!
As we prepare for our match, my opponent, Thornton Melon, begins trying to find reasons why the match should be postponed, or even canceled.
But I, being Dennis the Vizsla, who never gives up, see through Thornton’s ploy. The match will go on as scheduled! However, I soon learn that the weather report on the iPhone should not be treated so cavalierly as I had done …
The never-before-seen confluence of a bolt of lightning, my metal-festooned hat, and the external antenna on the iPhone 4 produces a bizarre result.
Meanwhile, I find myself in a strange new world … but at least I still have my Frisbee.
The Disc Match of Death? That doesn’t sound like what we were planning to do! It appears that I have somehow been transported into Thornton Melon’s iPhone, where I must play some bizarre game for stakes that are much higher than a simple office! Fortunately I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up, not one single bit!