hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as menny of yoo ar aware i hav ben faythfullee korresponding with varyus african bankers and guvernmint offishals in an effort to klaym millyuns of dollers in funds wot ar ritefully sumwun elses but wot they say i can hav however so far all theez endevors hav come to nawt theirfore i hav deesided to tayk the bull by the horns and go into bizness for myself agin chek it owt!!!
ha ha thats rite yoo must respekt my awthoritay!!! i am stil wayting for dada to reply but i am shoor he cannot reesist sutch an offer!!! this shood wurk owt mutch better then my erlier attempts at starting my own bizness like the pig powders faktry on akkownt of this time i do not hav a fizzikal lokayshun wot cud be rayded by ninja hedjhogs!!! so just remember if yoo see valyoobul offers frum dennis it has to be kompleetly ledjitimat!!! ok bye
Uh, Dennis, are you sure you really want to do this? You could be raided by something worse than mutant hedgehogs here.
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Dennis! We’ve been looking for a dealer… let us know where to send payment! oh and don’t tell anyone we need the stuff – it would ruin our rep with the ladies!
Thanks, dude!
Sam and Pippen
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Ackshully…we would like to order Mulder’s hat. Do you have it in Poodle size?
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Uh-oh. I may have deleted your email Dennis. I mistook you for a Nigerian. Hey, is that spam good if it sits on a Ritz?
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Wot crazy dog is that girl who is next to that guy wot gots a luminum foil hat on his head talking about?
Bobo and Meja
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I believe there are stiff penalties for peddling Viagra.
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African bankers are so cool.
What’s viagra used for?
Sonic
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You are trying to sell Viagra now? WHAT? I think the green guys need to know about this ASAP!
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Dennis! That is just the ticket to get you going in our own business. Let us know how things work out.
Slobbers,
Mango
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OMD, we can’t wait to see where this undertaking brings you.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
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Well, even if I get your offer, I don’t think it will help me. Maggie the girl dog but fixed Vizsla.
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Hey… my sister Lori was just at Viagra Falls last month. You have to have a passport to go there now, you know.
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I wonder if there’s going to be some sort of alien invasion to intercept that Viagra. I wouldn’t put it past Mulder to buy some from you. I recall that he had a certain collection of rather risque magazines!
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Maybe woo khan team up with Jimmy Johnson…
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Good one.
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You’re going to be filthy rich. But will you still talk to us?
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You don’t need Viagara Dennis, you’re neutered! Oh yeah, and keep your paws of Dad’s credit card!
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You are nothing if not the perpetual entrepreneur; we are in awe of your business acumen.
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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well that sure is an…interesting new business venture
-Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
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http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/awards-from-the-blogging-universe/happy-award/
an award for you.
😉
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