Having narrowly escaped injury when the devious TR0UB13 forced my lightcycle to crash into the wall of the arena, I have now slipped through a gap in the firewall and made my way out into the open space beyond the iPhone sandbox. Unfortunately, TR0UB13 remains on my trail, and I am now being pursued by anti-jailbreaking security forces as well. Not knowing my way around this otherworldly place of neon and art deco architecture, it is only a matter of time before I am caught, unless I can find help. And all the while I can’t escape the feeling that I’m being watched …
I quickly become hopelessly lost in the maze of circuits and logic gates; all the while the sounds of pursuit draw closer and closer. Suddenly I come to a sheer dropoff, where a single misstep will send me plummeting into uninitialized space; before I can double back, a massive security tank arrives, cutting off my escape!
My attempt at negotiation fails, and I steel myself to receive a blast of bits from the tank’s cannon, when suddenly a ship appears from the abyss behind me. Is this salvation, or another enemy?
Rescue is at hand! I quickly board the lightship and we make our escape before the tank can fire!
I have been rescued, for now. But why? Who are this boy scout TRON and his girlfriend YORI, and what do they want from me? Through incisive questioning, I learn the truth. Some of it, anyway.
YORI protests too much, it seems, but I do not press the issue. Instead, I hold my tongue, and wait for us to meet this app called Dumont. Can he truly help me get out of the iPhone? We will see. If not, I will find another way; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
14 thoughts on “Mistake In Identity”
Good luck, Dennis. You sure do get in to strange scrapes.
Wow you sure are on a strange adventure today…
Hm, we’re guessing doppelgangers are not to be trusted. Just a hunch.
Hey Dennis. Doosey of a day you’re having. Techie stuff is the worst…I can’t understand my own blog good yet, let alone the kinda stuff you’re into! Have fun, but be careful. Don’t wanna get your circuits crossed.
Grr and Woof,
All the more reason why my Dad should NEVER update his iPhone software. I’m just saying…
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Dennis is so cool! Heartspell
Hmmmm. Dennis be careful. Yori looks like she might be bad news.
Be careful that you don’t have a mis-app! Maggie the Vizsla
I hope woo khan khrakhk(erberry) the khode!
This is why I stick with my Blackberry! Those iPhone apps are so unstable and unpredicatble!
I love that there is no firing because email is being checked…only in todays world.
I hope you’re safe at home again soon.
Look at it this way – If Yori is a GIRL scout, there will be cookies for everyone!
Try to make it though this Sunday safely! Happy Sunday