THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello stuffie friends. This is Green Sea Turtle. Like many other stuffies, I have seen numerous warnings about interacting with Dennis the Vizsla; but I never thought those warnings applied to me. After all, I have had a long history of positive interactions with dogs, as seen in these photos from the year 2004, when I was playing with my good friends Trixie and Tucker.
As you can see, I was so new in those days that I still had a sticker on my back saying where my squeaker was. Ah, good times. Even as horror stories began to emerge about the marauding Dennis the Vizsla, I thought I would be invulnerable to his stuffie-slaughtering ways because of my protective carapace. Unfortunately, I was wrong; because after a particularly frustrating day attempting to find the nonexistent bacon dimension, Dennis came to me and told me that I needed to make some changes in my life.
Now, you may be thinking that Dennis was trying to tell me to be more extroverted, less of a wallflower. But you are wrong.
Terribly, terribly wrong.
So remember, stuffie friends …
… if it seems like Dennis is trying to help you …
… it just means that you are next on his list of stuffies to dismember.
Thank you and good day.
Ack! The turtle stuffie is dead. We hope you will give it a proper burial.
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-insert mournful bagpipe music here-
Um, wow. Dennis. You and Abby should get together; Abby has dismembered MANY a stuffie that made it through my puppy years. You two could probably tear (heh – get it? tear? yeah, um, that’s what passes for humor here) through our entire toy box in about an hour!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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It seems obvious that Green Sea Turtle has gone bad and Dennis was astute enough to react to the danger.
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How canz the stuffie still talk if his head has been eaten?
woof- Tucker
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Dennis… how could you?? Poor little green sea turtle stuffie 😦
LOL!!
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Ha Ha the stuffie defence league. Wow a young Tucker, looking good Tucker TMBTDVD. Hey Dennis & Tucker, guess what??? We have a new bloke at work & he has got a VIZSLA!!! I showed him your blog & he thought it was great
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Woo. I, thin-skinned Turtle, sympathize.
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Well, I think that Dennis WAS trying to help you out Green Sea Turtle. You most obviously needed a stuffie-ectomy. When stuffies get to be your age, sometimes they need this most delicate life-saving procedure. Luckily, you are in the paws of an expert!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
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This should have had some kind of warning…I just saw a murder! AHHHHH
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Isn’t that what soft and squeaky toys are for?? Lorelai Gilmore is on a mission to find the squeak inside every toy- and remove it.
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Poor Poor turtle
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
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Its hard to type with tears in your eyes, weeping over a poor defenseless stuffie who just wanted to live and be able to comfort others. His life isn’t over, just pack him and his parts up in a little box and send them to me,and I will do corrective surgery. Fortunately Stella doesn’t chew up stuffies, so she still has every one she has been given. Turtle is safe here.
Dennis, I am shocked at your behavior!
Stella’s Mom
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How furtunate Khousin Harley was napping during this part of the blog reading
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Aaahhhh!! You need to warn us before you post horrific pictures like that!
Sam
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I couldn’t bear to look at the carnage! Is there a twelve step program we can send Dennis to?
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Restuff the stuffie. Get over it turtle. Who needs this therapist stuff. Maggie the Vizsla.
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Oh man, this is more gruesome than The Texas Chainsaw massacre!
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Sure the turtle had a long life… until he came into Dennis area!
Oops!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Dennis! Minna Krebs, here. I be your newest follower. I thought I had followed you befores, butt made double, triple sure it sticks this time!
Love your blog………….
MinnaK
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Oh Dear! Stuffie carnage…..
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Oh the humanity! Dennis! How could you? Poor trusting sea turtle. It just makes me really sad. Shame on you.
Slobbers,
mango
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Oh! That is the funniest – and wittiest – thing I’ve read in a while!! 😀 HA! HA!
Hsin-Yi
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CSI – Stuffieville.
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