come sayl away!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada may hav ben inkapasitayted for most of last week but not us!!! me and trixie and tucker hav mayd a lot of progres on owr jurnee to dennis masachewsits chek owt this map wot i hav helpfully annotayted with varyus landmarks to show the root we ar tayking!!!

now i no wot yoo ar thinking to yoreself yoo ar thinking hay dennis how did yoo guys get so far in an overloded lifebote wot duznt eeven hav an enjin??? wel the anser is owtstanding seemanship playn and simpel!!!

plus we hav owr own sorse of perpetchooal wind to keep us going in the rite direkshun!!!

the only bad thing is that i hav to lissen to tucker natter on and on and on and on but i hav gottin pritty gud at tooning him owt

dennis masachewsits heer we come!!! ok bye

19 thoughts on “come sayl away!!!

  1. Hey! I don’t think you should go that island. It looks kind of familiar to me like maybe I saw it in one of those dorky action movies momma and master are always watching.

    If Tucker runs out of hot air, try giving his some of that spam and reversing his sail orientation. Toot toot!

    Oh, momma wants me to tell your dada to watch the AMC zombie TV show, The Walking Dead. She says it is really realistic. Yuh, she should know because she totally is reading the zombie survival guide by zombies and for zombies.



  2. Whew! Thank you for explaining that map to us. Did you run into the mysterious floating scroll thingie? It looks dangerous. And that oil sure did make a mess, huh? You guys didn’t have anything to do with that, did you?

    Wiggles & Wags,


  3. We sort of figured you’d all eat the spam and then turn your port, um, poopdeck, er, whatever, toward the sail so you could make your own wind without having to listen to Tucker ask about lunch all the time. That said, we’re a little worried about your map. There seems to be a big blank spot where we live, and I know For A Fact that we don’t live in North Dakota (which EVERYONE knows is just a figment of map-makers’ imaginations – there is nothing in ‘North Dakota’ but a bunch of freeway exits that don’t go anywhere but back on to the freeway). So you might want to check your map, you know, in case you get lost or something…. Good luck and ahoy there!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus


  4. I don’t know if it is Safe to use Appendiks and Spam in the same post. I’m just sayin’.
    PeeS… I have been seeing signs of you on other posts.. I know it is the REEL Deniz and knot sum imPAWStur beclaw KNOWbuddi butt U would use U rrrr Greeeeting and SallyUtashun. Whir U abb duck ted by A lee uns or sumthing? GLAD U R Bak wif us tho.


  5. We’re astonished to see you’ve made it to the Mer de Canada de Something Obscured. Do watch out; it looks like you’re about to hit another ship, plainly displayed on The Map. To hit one ship may be regarded as a misfortune. To hit two ships looks like carelessness.

    Jed & Abby


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