hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wen we left off yesterday i had just reechd the mithical sitty of julian hi in the mowtins of sandy eggo now supposedly julian is a hamlet but i did not see enny ham their so dont beleev the hype!!! but i did see sum other stuf their chek it owt!!!
heer is the mayn street in julian it luks like a nice playse rite??? a gud playse to stop for pie maybe!!!
imadjin my serprize wen i diskoverd that this is ware tucker has ben hiding all the stuf wot he steelz!!!
unfortchoonatly i wuz not permittid to go inside to see wot sort of trezhures tucker is hiding in their but i assoom it involvs treets and stuffies and posibly clones of mama so he has plenty of laps to sit on!!! mooving along i diskoverd this horifying site!!!
i dont no abowt yoo but that duznt luk like a dog howse to me!!! we all now wot a dog howse luks like!!!
kleerly this is sum sort of kleverly disgized ploy to loor in the unwary and tern them into hot dogs!!! after all nobuddy reely nos wot goze into hot dogs am i rite??? it is a kompleet baffling uneksplaynabul delishus mistery!!! so ennyway i stayd wel away frum their oh hay wot is that???
why it is owr old frend the tiny horse!!!
hay tiny horse dont git too klose to the dog howse emporium playse!!! ha ha wel so ennyway mama and dada fownd a meksikan playse to hav luntch ware their wuz no dayndjer of ennywun beeing turnd into a skrumshus sawsadjlike produkt and the nice peepul their eeven brawt owt a bowl of water for me!!!
as yoo can see i am now waring my jakket on akkownt of it wuz gitting chilly up their in the mowntins!!! like in the fifteez witch didnt yoozd to be chilly for mama and dada but now mayks them shiver on akkownt of they ar spoilt coastal kalifornyans now ha ha wel after luncth we tried to go bak to the car only to find owr path blokd by a most tretcherus metal playt!!!
and ware wuz this metal playt??? thats rite it wuz direktly in frunt of the hot dog emporium!!! obviusly it is elektrified or sumthing in order to stun there viktims!!! but klever me went arownd it instead of stepping on it!!!
having thus defeeted the cunning trap set by the hot dog emporium we wer then aybel to proseed sayfly bak to the car
hay dada is that hat keeping the sun off yoo???
oh thats rite their isnt enny sun on akkownt of it is all misty!!! but i gess dada cant tel their is no sun on akkownt of his jiant floppy hat wot throws a shadow big enuf to cover several small noo england stayts at wunse ha ha wel ennyway we finaly reetchd the sayfty of the car and loaded it up with loot
ahhhh that hat is so brite it is berning my retinas!!!
say dada if yoo like hats so mutch maybe yoo shud ware yor marvin the marshun hat underneeth yore jigantic floppy hat then yoo wood be on yore way to bekuming bartholomew cubbins!!! wel ennyway wunse the loot wuz sayfly stashd it was time to git bak in the car
whew that wuz not eezy!!! but at last we wer sayfly in the car and on owr way home and nun of us got ternd into a hot dog at leest not this time!!! ok bye
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