hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd that mutch of the country inklooding menny of my nice reederz hav ben gitting sokd with winter wether and hevvy doses of wite stuf spred all over the grownd so i wanted to let evrybuddy no that i understand all abowt the problems pozd by hevvy wite stuf chek it owt!!!
"Dennis told me if I stood here I would get treats."
as yoo can see tucker is obviusly responsibul for all the bad wether wot has ben happening all arownd the country nay all arownd the wurld!!! luk he is standing rite in the middel of it!!!
"You can't possibly believe *I* had anything to do with this."
hayng on let me bring owt my wether map
"Why do I get the feeling I am being set up?"
as yoo can see frum the wether map tucker is indeed responsibul for all the bad wether!!!
chanse of presipitayshun wun hunnerd per sent!!!
yoo cannot argyoo with it it is coming frum a kompyooter!!!
hay tucker come bak heer i am not thru blayming yoo yet!!!
obviusly tucker has slunk off in shaym now that his role in this katastrofik wether has ben reveeld by my skolarly treetis
oh hai
oh ummm hello mama hay wot do yoo meen tucker told yoo i destroyd another pillo?!?!? didnt yoo reed my skolarly treetis just now??? ok fine i wil wurk off the cost of the pillo if yoo insist eeven tho it wuz not me wot destroyd it!!!
keep yore eye on the sparrow!!! gud advice for vizslas evryware!!! ha ha ok bye
You sure had to work hard to convince mama that it was not you, but Tucker, who messed with the pillow. And what of Tucker? He got cookies just for being in the same room as you.
Slobbers,
mango
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Hey, we like your house rules. You have any more pillows left?
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Excellent weather map in the third photo! Dennis is standing in Canada, with the Great Lakes just below his hind feet, while Tucker is standing just left of the Baja California Peninsula.
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That is our kind of snow…warm.
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LOL! Nope. Can’t argue with the kompyooter. 🙂
Hugs,
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Well now and all this time I have been blaming this …. on
S KA MoSquirrels the kind that live in eggLoos up nawth.
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Um, thats the wrong kind of white fluffy stuff
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
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Dennis, Tucker, whoever… I want this snow to stop now… cut it out! 😉
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Oh my…
There is just nothing more to be said here.
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Can you please send some of that weather our way – we didn’t quite get enough yet. Maybe a bit more than you have there, but we sure could use a lot more.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
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Too bad. Now we have to say our weather was really Dennised rather than our weather was really Tucked.
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Juno says “Sigh. Woo are a boy after my own heart! Nice job Dennis (or Tucker)!” And um, she also said you should train your humans as well as she does… because she gets steak after her mastications. what did you guys get: store bought cookies? bah! work harder at training those humans!
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Eh eh eh
I am also good at this!!!
But you certainly have a point here… blaming the weather and the Kompyooter is surely one step ahead! You have a master in strategy!!! Love that, will try and use it for the next cushion I will destroy!
Ciao Lucille
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Please tell me those aren’t the pillows I sewed up over Thanksgiving vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow, Dennis (and Tucker – although we don’t believe Tucker had anything to do with that – classic case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time). You are impressive. Seriously. Park City hasn’t been able to generate floofy white stuff like that! Maybe you should come consult… Heehee. (Nice work, boys, BTW!)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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So that’s how it happened! Tucker’s sympathetic magic trick with the pillow sure worked. Can he make it rain vodka in Malaysia? My post code is 47500…
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Oh, Dennis- I want a mama that gives me treats when I rip things up. How did you DOOOOO that? Maggie the Vizsla
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Whoa – impressive work there (whoever did it!). We appreciate the sympathy vote as we get buried in white stuff! Is Tucker responsible for it all then BOL?
Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen
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Are we sure it wasn’t the khat’s fault?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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I had no idea one red dog could wreak so much havoc on the weather patterns! I was having a good chuckle until I got to the weather map, and then I had to put down my drink! Give us some warning!
Actually, we picked up a pink Red Rider BB Gun! You can’t rely on those darned fake Santas to get the message right!
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Well you can’t argue with proof like that.
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If I made a mess like that (and it was YOU, Dennis) I wouldn’t get treatz for a week. But you want to know how I know you did it? Look at picture number 3. I have never seen a guiltier looking dog in my life, look at the stance. Once you notice that, there will be no doubt in your mind about who did what.
Kisses,
Stella
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Nice guilty dog pose there, Dennis. Turns out you guys got quite the punishment.
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We do not BELIEVE this! You get TREATS for destroying property! Man, you should hear our mama yell when we just tear up a little newspaper, a few magazines… There really is no justice. Maybe we should do one of those mama swaps, like those reality teevee shows? Of course, your mama is such a softie, we might have to stay at your house for a long time … weeks, at least. To do a thorough reporting job on the swap. Trixie can stay. You two guys will love Merryland. Seriously. It’s freezing, mama never takes us on road trips to cute little towns with mysterious dog-eating factories, and the politics are vicious.
So have your peeps call our peeps and we’ll get this show on the road. Or the net. Your choice.
Jed & Abby
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I bet you it was those darn hedgehogs again!
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Ah ha! So YOU’RE to blame for the snow!
Doesn’t your Mama get really mad at you?
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I don’t know Dennis … you DO look kind of guilty.
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I will believe anything that has the word “TREET” in it. Such as “TREET-is.” But I don’t know what skolarlys taste like. Do they taste anything like cheese? Or meatballs?
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
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Gotta love the white stuff!
Benny “The Tank”
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Wow, Dennis – I thought I was a pro at producing the white stuff from stuffies but I think I’ve gotta come take lessons from you! Er, oops – I meant Tucker! 😉
My human, Hsin-Yi, is so cheap you know – whenever I do that with stuffies, she just collects all the white stuff from the floor and stuffs it back into my stuffie!! 😯
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
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Tucker!!! Did you do that??? Bad Boy!!!
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How come Dennis gets twice as many treats as Tucker??? Seeing as you were the culprit Tucker is that why you got less treats. I guess this little stunt cancels out your “Tucker TMBTDVD” status…
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