Having been shuffled from department to department ever since the university switched from a regular college to a school of magic, I thought I had finally found a long-term home teaching Herbology. Unfortunately, the students seem to have it in for me, and lodge yet more complaints about my performance with the dean of the college, Santa. I mean, Dumbledore.
Obviously nothing I can do will be good enough for the spoiled and privileged children of Dogwarts.
And so I once again find myself on the receiving end of a transfer, this time to the sports department.
Perhaps the school’s elite athletes will respond better to my particular brand of teaching.
My tenure as Quidditch coach is so successful I even land on the cover of the top Quidditch magazine in the world!
Quidditch championship here we come! Because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!
22 thoughts on “Quidditch”
Be careful of the Grinch! He may try and make you pull his sleigh
Can’t wait to see how this turns out!
I think athletics is the bestest place for you. Lots of fun play time in gym class. Just give them time to adjust to your (ahem) style. I would think that having four legs would be an advantage in keeping your balance on a broom.
Grr and Woof,
So quidditch is sort of like flyball, except totally different, right? Good luck there! And knowing that Santa practices tai chi makes a lot of sense – he’s not exactly a spring chicken any more – that must be how he remains so active at his age!
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT??? No one, no one is COMPLETELY anything. You could be somewhat incompetent, or relatively incompetent, but Completely? Not at all.
Let them know in a letter to the editor that this is incorrect information, Dennis, and don’t dawdle at it. Do it now.
Dennis on a Broom?!?!?! I knew that you would be great at Quiddich!
He had to eat the snitch. The grinch stole the goodies, the ex-DEA dog scarfed the Doritos. Cut him some slack.
Go Team Dennis!!!!
……but you ate da Snitch???? BOL!!!
Dennis we KNOW you will never give up. Thank Dawgness fur that. I’m thinkin you are in the correct dept. now.
Merry Christmas to All of you… even your peeps.
Just exactly what kind of herbs are you guys learning about????
quiddich. yup that makes sense. but WTF is that green dude in the back doing? he looks suspicious.
Teach them Fly Ball Dennis. Hey I thought you were fired from being a character on this blog by the new owner
Go Team Dennis! You can do it! We believe in you!
I like the nom, nom, nom part. Maggie the Vizsla
We are sure you will be able to put your expertise at flyball to good use in this department. Surely Santa Dumbledore will finally recognize your skills.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Oh we can’t wait to see what happens next!
Quidditch goober, eeeiiuuw…
Hmm, herbology class, Dennis? It looks like you’re doing better in your new position! Perhaps for the lack of herbology, haha!
Who knew the snitch was delicious as well as fascinating to watch? Dennis, this school sure seems uptight! Hang in there. I think they need you!
Why would you eat the snitch? Do you eat your flyballs? And isn’t the snitch hard? Did you break a tooth? Quidditch seems like a natural activity for you, one in which you should excel. Who could possibly be better at catching a ball than a dog? If this doesn’t work out, we would begin to suspect Dark Magic is being used against you. Good luck!
We’re off for a while, so Merry Christmas to you and your gang.
Jed & Abby
Hmmm…Is Voldemort really the Grinch??