Having been shuffled from department to department ever since the university switched from a regular college to a school of magic, I thought I had finally found a long-term home teaching Herbology. Unfortunately, the students seem to have it in for me, and lodge yet more complaints about my performance with the dean of the college, Santa. I mean, Dumbledore.
Obviously nothing I can do will be good enough for the spoiled and privileged children of Dogwarts.
And so I once again find myself on the receiving end of a transfer, this time to the sports department.
Perhaps the school’s elite athletes will respond better to my particular brand of teaching.
My tenure as Quidditch coach is so successful I even land on the cover of the top Quidditch magazine in the world!
Quidditch championship here we come! Because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!