Quidditch

Having been shuffled from department to department ever since the university switched from a regular college to a school of magic, I thought I had finally found a long-term home teaching Herbology. Unfortunately, the students seem to have it in for me, and lodge yet more complaints about my performance with the dean of the college, Santa. I mean, Dumbledore.

Obviously nothing I can do will be good enough for the spoiled and privileged children of Dogwarts.

And so I once again find myself on the receiving end of a transfer, this time to the sports department.

Perhaps the school’s elite athletes will respond better to my particular brand of teaching.

My tenure as Quidditch coach is so successful I even land on the cover of the top Quidditch magazine in the world!

Quidditch championship here we come! Because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!

22 Comments on “Quidditch

  1. Hey Dennis!
    I think athletics is the bestest place for you. Lots of fun play time in gym class. Just give them time to adjust to your (ahem) style. I would think that having four legs would be an advantage in keeping your balance on a broom.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge

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  2. So quidditch is sort of like flyball, except totally different, right? Good luck there! And knowing that Santa practices tai chi makes a lot of sense – he’s not exactly a spring chicken any more – that must be how he remains so active at his age!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  3. COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT??? No one, no one is COMPLETELY anything. You could be somewhat incompetent, or relatively incompetent, but Completely? Not at all.

    Let them know in a letter to the editor that this is incorrect information, Dennis, and don’t dawdle at it. Do it now.

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  4. He had to eat the snitch. The grinch stole the goodies, the ex-DEA dog scarfed the Doritos. Cut him some slack.

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  5. Dennis we KNOW you will never give up. Thank Dawgness fur that. I’m thinkin you are in the correct dept. now.
    Merry Christmas to All of you… even your peeps.

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  6. We are sure you will be able to put your expertise at flyball to good use in this department. Surely Santa Dumbledore will finally recognize your skills.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  7. Who knew the snitch was delicious as well as fascinating to watch? Dennis, this school sure seems uptight! Hang in there. I think they need you!

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  8. Why would you eat the snitch? Do you eat your flyballs? And isn’t the snitch hard? Did you break a tooth? Quidditch seems like a natural activity for you, one in which you should excel. Who could possibly be better at catching a ball than a dog? If this doesn’t work out, we would begin to suspect Dark Magic is being used against you. Good luck!

    We’re off for a while, so Merry Christmas to you and your gang.

    Jed & Abby

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