Wordless Wednesday: Cone of Shame, Bad. Atomic Cone of Shame, Cool.
Dennis hurt his paw out in the back yard trying to get through the fence to escape from this horrifying chirping parakeet. That’s why the parakeet has gone to live at school.
Where did you get that neat cone? You look quite dapper in it, Dennis. Dapper but unhappy. We’re sorry you hurt your paw trying to escape from the huge, evil bird of prey coming after you and hope it heals quickly.
Phantom much preferred the comfy cone too, although he would much rather have no cone. Dennis, we hope your paw is doing better now – do outside birds bother you too?
Hi Dennis!! My mommy is writing this for me!!! You no what I’m hungry! No. Wait. (still waiting for mommy) … RELEASEEE! She’s giving the look. You know?? That look says; I think I forget.
She wants me to tell you I’m a good boy now! I don’t kill the rabbits and the bird anymore; and she lets me sleep all curled up on the bedstead right next to her. All curled up. She spreads a bit of my joy everywhere we go!
Mommy says if you’re parents ever tire of you (what with that cone and all!); she will love you and keep you and give you a good home…even if you have springs in your doggie butt; like a still do.
We finally get it!!! You’re not terrified of that bird; your natural bird dog instincts are battling with the knowledge that your Mom and Dad would be less than pleased if you ate the bird. Right? (RIGHT?!?) We’re going to go with that story. Dude, that Radioactive Cone of Shame is STYLIN’! 🙂
I knew he’d seen The Birds a few too many times, or maybe he was reading about murdering crows! Dennis, we hope your foot is feeling better soon and that the vicious parakeet stays safely contained at school. I bet pillows are hard to destroy in that thing…
The first photo made me think of the RCA Victor dog, except that with Dennis’s superior mental kung-fu, he has Become The Gramophone. An atomic gramophone, though! How times have changed.
Hey Dennis!
Wow, I’ve never seen a Pterydactyl before. I knew they were huge, scary, ugly, snorting, dog-eating, fire-breathing, death beasts…but I still wasn’t prepared for the horror. No wonder you were scared! I almost couldn’t look! BTW: Pawesome cone. If you gotta wear one, express your stylish self.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Dennis- I am sorry you have to have a stressful cone right now. Me, I’m finally not stressed. My mom came home today, and now I can stop licking my leg. Whew! I have to keep licking when something is bugging me, and when I get the skin licked off, I leak.
Dennis! I can’t believe a dog who has killed off 7,800 dollars worth of furniture has been defeeted by a tiny birdie guy. Although you do look good in the cone. Wear it in good health, Dennis. Isn’t your Dad done with his book yet? Tell him to wrap it up so we can get back to your interstellar adventures, OK?
I don’t want to sound mean… but I am glad that birdie is away from you now!
I hope you get rid of that cone soon!
Take care, Dennis!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hi Dennis friend! The cone looks nice with your coloring. I don’t blame you for wanting to get away from that loud bird, but you know you are a bird dog, right. I forget sometimes too.
Boy oh boy Dennis you really wear that trendy cone with style. I don’t blame you or being afraid of the huge predator eagle, just one of those things could carry off a Great Dane in its beak. You acted wisely Dennis the Brave.
Oh wait I just scrolled back up & compared to your Dada’s hand that birdy is just a real harmless little cute thing & you mean to tell me a great big flyball champion like you is scared of it…
Aha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha!!!!
We’re with Sarge. Dennis studied hard and remembers that birds are descended from DINOSAURS, and you never know when that parakeet’s dinosaur DNA might kick in, like the Hulk, and transform it into a Vizsla-eating 8900-pound monster.
Dada’s book must be up to 10,000 pages by now. Or maybe he’s working on the last book of his new trilogy?
Totally cool look. Some dogs can just bring it off. That green vulture looks pretty evil.
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Wow- what a fancy cone! Hope your foot heals soon Dennis- we’ve missed you!
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Where did you get that neat cone? You look quite dapper in it, Dennis. Dapper but unhappy. We’re sorry you hurt your paw trying to escape from the huge, evil bird of prey coming after you and hope it heals quickly.
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Poor Dennis, but nice cone. PeeWee got one of those. Much more comfy and of course the radioactive rim rocks.
Slobbers,
Mango
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Phantom much preferred the comfy cone too, although he would much rather have no cone. Dennis, we hope your paw is doing better now – do outside birds bother you too?
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
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Hello, Frankie Furter, the Dachshund here
Poor Dennis…
School + Bird= GOOD
Ok Bye SEE how much we miss you. We even Try to be Pretend Dennis. SAD SAAAAAAD state of affairs. I’m just sayin’.
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Dennis totally rocks the cone! It’s a good look 🙂 Too bad Mr. parakeet didn’t work out at home :O
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Poor Dennis. He simply want to catch that vicious bird!
To his credit? That dog rocks not only the cone:but also a blog and was not killing the bird! 😀
I know the cone of shame. Well!!
Not for myself; of course.
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Hi Dennis!! My mommy is writing this for me!!! You no what I’m hungry! No. Wait. (still waiting for mommy) … RELEASEEE! She’s giving the look. You know?? That look says; I think I forget.
She wants me to tell you I’m a good boy now! I don’t kill the rabbits and the bird anymore; and she lets me sleep all curled up on the bedstead right next to her. All curled up. She spreads a bit of my joy everywhere we go!
Mommy says if you’re parents ever tire of you (what with that cone and all!); she will love you and keep you and give you a good home…even if you have springs in your doggie butt; like a still do.
We love you love lots and lots,
TJ; Mr. October 2010
Brenda: TJ’s mom…always
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We finally get it!!! You’re not terrified of that bird; your natural bird dog instincts are battling with the knowledge that your Mom and Dad would be less than pleased if you ate the bird. Right? (RIGHT?!?) We’re going to go with that story. Dude, that Radioactive Cone of Shame is STYLIN’! 🙂
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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Oh Dennis! That’s one of those huge killer parrots, right? The ones that can rip your tail off with their beak, right? Way to be brave, buddy.
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Poor Dennis, that budgie looks particularly scary. I am sure the school children will love to have a budgie!!
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Thank God the bird has flow the coop and Dennis can get back to “normal.”
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I knew he’d seen The Birds a few too many times, or maybe he was reading about murdering crows! Dennis, we hope your foot is feeling better soon and that the vicious parakeet stays safely contained at school. I bet pillows are hard to destroy in that thing…
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The first photo made me think of the RCA Victor dog, except that with Dennis’s superior mental kung-fu, he has Become The Gramophone. An atomic gramophone, though! How times have changed.
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Hey Dennis!
Wow, I’ve never seen a Pterydactyl before. I knew they were huge, scary, ugly, snorting, dog-eating, fire-breathing, death beasts…but I still wasn’t prepared for the horror. No wonder you were scared! I almost couldn’t look! BTW: Pawesome cone. If you gotta wear one, express your stylish self.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
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Mean old birdie, picking on poor Dennis. The parakeet should have to wear the cone of shame.
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Poor Dennis. Those birds are diabolical…
Sam
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Dennis- I am sorry you have to have a stressful cone right now. Me, I’m finally not stressed. My mom came home today, and now I can stop licking my leg. Whew! I have to keep licking when something is bugging me, and when I get the skin licked off, I leak.
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AW poor guy. Does it glow in the dark or what?
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Dennis! I can’t believe a dog who has killed off 7,800 dollars worth of furniture has been defeeted by a tiny birdie guy. Although you do look good in the cone. Wear it in good health, Dennis. Isn’t your Dad done with his book yet? Tell him to wrap it up so we can get back to your interstellar adventures, OK?
Kisses,
Stella
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Editor’s Note: Stella’s dollar estimate is not inaccurate.
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I don’t want to sound mean… but I am glad that birdie is away from you now!
I hope you get rid of that cone soon!
Take care, Dennis!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Poor Dennis, cool cone. Goodbye birdie. Hope you are getting lots of treats. No worries, love Carol.
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Woo – that parakeetaphobia has gone too far.
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OMG are you tugging at my heart strings you poor thing! Can’t we get back to hedgehogs and explosions and that fun stuff? 🙂
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Hi Dennis friend! The cone looks nice with your coloring. I don’t blame you for wanting to get away from that loud bird, but you know you are a bird dog, right. I forget sometimes too.
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Poor, poor Dennis! That bird does look very scary.
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Poor Dennis!
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Really Dennis, a tiny bird? Man up a little! BOL. Sorry you hurt your paw. 😦
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Dennis, I sure hope your paw is doing better. Glad that darn bird went to live at the school. Shame on it for making you hurt yourself. hehe.
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Dennis…you have to learn to love that bird!!
Your cone is so Tron-ish 😉
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Boy oh boy Dennis you really wear that trendy cone with style. I don’t blame you or being afraid of the huge predator eagle, just one of those things could carry off a Great Dane in its beak. You acted wisely Dennis the Brave.
Oh wait I just scrolled back up & compared to your Dada’s hand that birdy is just a real harmless little cute thing & you mean to tell me a great big flyball champion like you is scared of it…
Aha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha!!!!
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We’re with Sarge. Dennis studied hard and remembers that birds are descended from DINOSAURS, and you never know when that parakeet’s dinosaur DNA might kick in, like the Hulk, and transform it into a Vizsla-eating 8900-pound monster.
Dada’s book must be up to 10,000 pages by now. Or maybe he’s working on the last book of his new trilogy?
Jed & Abby
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DENNIS! Come back! We all miss you.
Slobbers,
Mango
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That first shot looks as though Industrial Light and Magic came visiting.
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Harrrrr Dennis
that is one big bird Harrrrr
Cap’n Maverick the Pirate
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Dreaded green raptor! Don’t feel bad, Dennis. I try to run away every time I visit my Dad. I don’t think I could rock the cone, like you.
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