dispatch frum under the bed!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer under the bed in the canary ilands wayting for trixie to come and reskyew me frum the skarry chirpy birds wot apparently infest this horrid playse chek it owt!!!

fortchoonatly i hav tucker heer to watch my bak wile i am hiding owt frum the skarry birds!!!

it is gud to no yoo can rely on yore brother to help yoo owt in a pintch!!!

I am shoor trixie wil be heer enny minnit now!!!

hmmm is it my imadjinayshun or do i smel fud???

hmm deloozhunal??? me??? that is abserd!!! ha ha ha!!! nekst tucker wil be trying to tel me that the ninja hedjhogs ar a figment of my imadjinayshun and we all no that is not troo!!!

oh ummm ekskyooz me for a moment it appeerz i hav a visitter under the bed

whew that wuz a close wun i almost gave myself away their!!!

oh gud dada is on the fone!!! i am shoor he wil come and git us or at leest send the awthoriteez to arrest tucker!!! ha ha ha ha ha ok bye

19 thoughts on “dispatch frum under the bed!!!

  1. Stella says:

    You can forget the Beautiful Trixie coming to bail you out of this one.
    We are learning five new songs and have plans to go on our own musical variety show on Animal Planet.

    We are having a splendid time without you goofy Vizslas!

    Kisses,
    Stella and Trixie

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  2. Oh, dear, Tucker is going to weigh 300 pounds and you’re going to be a skeleton, Dennis. you really need to come out from under the bed and order some eats. Hope your dada rescues you in time. Doesn’t look like Trixie is coming.

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  3. Frankie Furter says:

    Dennis… I am not sure that your Dada is gonna be reallly happy when he arrives. I’m just sayin. Ok, bye.

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  4. Order me up something good too, Dennis. I found some yummy fermented grain. It only made me really sick one night. Now mom is making me eat less. I guess she didn’t like the piles I left her overnight. Maggie the Vizsla.

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  5. The OP Pack says:

    Dennis, we have it on very good authority that Trixie is way too busy with Stella to even know that you need her. You might just have to work harder on Dada.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  6. I don’t think the beautiful Trixie is coming for you this time! What’s even freakier than the fact that those birds can talk is that they can detach their feet! 😛

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  7. Did you steal the platinum-colored plastic card from your Dada? If so, I wouldn’t worry about rushing home any time soon. Tucker, we think you are one smart cookie – frankly, why would you leave (at least not before the credit card gets maxed out)? I mean, people delivering you food, Dennis too scared to come out from under the bed to steal it from you, and gullible birds. Why would you leave? Dennis – you may be on your own on this one…

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  8. Sarge says:

    Hey Dennis!
    Wow, you’re missing some amazing yummers…but I don’t blame you with those viscious pteradactyls around! They look horrible and capable of flying away with an unsuspecting doggy. Just hang on…someone’s bound to drop some of those foodables and you can scarf some up.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  9. Jed & Abby in MerryLand USA says:

    We hate to be pedantic [well, actually we love it], but did dada ever finish his 20,000 page book? If yes, then we vote with Fiona: enjoy yourself until the card maxes out, including the credit limit bump we’re sure you requested. If not, you might want to check out the state of the jails in the Canary Islands before you run up bills you can’t pay. If Tucker is in jail and Dennis is stuck under the bed, who is going to be left to keep calling Trixie? Not sure you can rely on dada to bail you out after you’ve maxed out his stolen credit card.

    Are you sure Tucker isn’t in cahoots with Trouble? Tucker is having a GREAT time! And both their names start with a ‘T’ – that’s suspicious. In fact, the absent Trixie also starts with a ‘T.’ Dennis, are you sure you’re not adopted? Why are you the only non-T critter in the house?

    Jed & Abby

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