thats not a hat!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that vaykayshun trip wot trouble the kitty bookd for me shoor was a bust!!! i am going to go ask her for my munny bak i think!!!

ummm hmmmm i think i must git to the bottom of this strayndj hedgeer before i proseed to redjister my complaynt!!!

why duz this reemind me of the alien snail insident???

i am not paranoyd i am just proodent thats all!!!

hmmm wel if their is a flaw in that lodjik i do not see it!!!

wel i gess i showd trouble the kitty hoo is the clever wun arownd heer!!! ha ha ok bye

Later …

19 thoughts on “thats not a hat!!!

  1. I wondered who would be crazy enough to bid on that hat! At least Trouble is donating to charity for a change — or is that dada who’s footing the bill? Dennis, I have to say, I think you’d better go back to the fedora, right now!


  2. Its plain to see that whoever sold the hat wore it for some special event and THAT persons mind was under someone else’s control, that is for certain. So Dennis you had better be careful wearing that hat, maybe line it with aluminum foil or something to keep the mind rayes OUT.

    Oh and hiya Trixie, see you are back in Looney Tunes time! Remember about the Just Say No stuff!



  3. OMD, Dennis – PLEASE stay away from the nip – who knows what could happen with that!!!

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara


  4. Dennis .. I am beginning to think that dada is the one hiding under the bed since we never hear from him any more. Tell him I said once a week of Dennis and the Menaces isn’t enough, ok?

    And, stay away from Trouble … she’s well just trouble with a capital “T.” No good will come from an alliance with the cat, and next thing she’ll be selling you swamp property in Florida. Oye!


  5. Hey Dennis!
    Wow, I think that the only safe way for you to wear that hat is if you wrap it in tin foil first. I saw that in a movie once. Wait…no…I think you’re supposed to wrap your head in tin foil, then you can wear any hat you want. Wait…maybe this only works if the kitty puts three of his toes on the side of your head in just the right spots and then he can read your mind…Well, I give up.
    Grr and a Confused Woof,
    Sarge, COP


  6. Hmmm. Dennis, we’re sort of thinking you might want to see if your institution of higher learning has a Logic 101 class you can take…. You know, just to brush up on some of the finer points of picking out flaws in an argument. But if you find the tuna (and the can opener), let us know. We’d be more than happy to, ah, visit and assist in any tuna-eating that might occur.

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus


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