hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!
as an arkeolodjist the diskuvry of aynchent rooins on this iland fassinayt me!!! hoo wud ekspekt to find the remnents of a lost sivilizayshun off the koast of the mithical land of kalifornya???
hooever theez vanishd ilanders wer they kleerly had inkredibly advansd teknolodjee for peepul wot livd in isolayshun twennysix miles frum shore!!!
their is sum very ornayt arkitektchoor heer as wel!!! it apeerz to be verry similar to wot wun mite find on the maynland perhaps theez ilanders abandund there osheeanik home and kolonized the kalifornya koast sumware bak in the distant mists of time!!!
wun can only imadjin wot sort of disaster must hav unfolded to kawz the aynchent ilanders to abandun there par … paradis … there verry verry nice home and relokayt to smoggee krowded noyzy kalifornya!!!
and so i hav kast this messadj in a bottel into the see in the hopes that sumwun wil find it sumday and in the meentime jonathan livingstun seegull and me wil kontinyoo owr kwest for elitenment!!! and for nikkels dimes and kwarters!!! ha ha ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
Can’t wait to find out where you really are. This should be interesting.
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The bird (JLS) probably had a pretty good suggestion with buying a ticket for the Catalina Express. Now that you have scooped up all the quarters and change, you will be able to do this. And then PHONE HOME, Dennis! The Beautiful Trixie is worried about you. (sort of)
Kisses,
Stella
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I wonder what’s going on back at home. It’s kind of funny that there are all those boats in the bay near that deserted island. Dennis, I have a feeling you’re in for a surprise or two!
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Dennis, Dennis..i was walking on the showes of the hudson and youw bottle washed up and I hope that you find lots owe moneys and then you can come visit me hewe.
I once saw a pictoowe of that ancient civilizations wound building on the showe and it had a pictoowe of my Mommi dance pawfowming thewe, so I KNOW it must be ancient
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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dennis- that birdbrain just doesn’t understand the important things- food, and money so mom and dada can buy more food. maggie the vizsla
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Dennis, we have this new religion you will love. It’s called “give us all your money and you will go to heaven” Want to join 🙂
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Nickels and dimes and quarters = special treats!
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Wow. Um. You have definitely found Atlantis. I can’t imagine why they would have left this para- paradice um, very nice place to move to California. (Of course, we can’t imagine why ANYONE would move to California. Other than your former DEA doggie friend, that is!) Good luck in your search for, uh, whatever it is you are searching for!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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Dennis you have made friends with a bird. Amazing. And a talking one at that! I think you may have found the mythical land of Catalina Island, not Atlantis. But they are almost the same.
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Hey Dennis!
Wow, this is an amazing place! Obviously money doesn’t grow on trees…it bubbles up in fountains! Wait till I tell my peeps..they’ll be hanging out at the mall trying to get rich. BOL I’m not sure I’d trust that bird. I think he’ll try to lead you further astray. He’s a waterbird for sure, so I don’t think he’ll really help you get back inland. Can’t wait to see the rest of your adventure! BTW: Interesting new background!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
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