hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!
as an arkeolodjist the diskuvry of aynchent rooins on this iland fassinayt me!!! hoo wud ekspekt to find the remnents of a lost sivilizayshun off the koast of the mithical land of kalifornya???
hooever theez vanishd ilanders wer they kleerly had inkredibly advansd teknolodjee for peepul wot livd in isolayshun twennysix miles frum shore!!!
their is sum very ornayt arkitektchoor heer as wel!!! it apeerz to be verry similar to wot wun mite find on the maynland perhaps theez ilanders abandund there osheeanik home and kolonized the kalifornya koast sumware bak in the distant mists of time!!!
wun can only imadjin wot sort of disaster must hav unfolded to kawz the aynchent ilanders to abandun there par … paradis … there verry verry nice home and relokayt to smoggee krowded noyzy kalifornya!!!
and so i hav kast this messadj in a bottel into the see in the hopes that sumwun wil find it sumday and in the meentime jonathan livingstun seegull and me wil kontinyoo owr kwest for elitenment!!! and for nikkels dimes and kwarters!!! ha ha ok bye