hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am kontinyooing my eksplorayshun of this misteeryus deezerted iland owt in the middel of the pasifik oshun the more i see of this iland the more it seems as if the aynchent okkyoopants of this iland ar the wuns wot setteld the maynland chek it owt!!!
it is possibul to lern a lot abowt a kultcher by eksamining its trash heeps so gud wurk tucker!!! meenwile i hav diskoverd the remayns of a vast reelidjus kompleks or fortifikayshun!!!
wow i wunder wot this strukcher wuz yoozd for lets tayk a kloser luk!!!
hmm so aparently this kompleks wuz abandund do to lack of funding oh its the saym old storry!!! oh hay luk at this door it is like the door wot gozer the gozerian wuz hiding beehind in the faymus dokyoomentary gozer the gozerianbusters!!!
hmm yoo no wot to say if sumwun asks if yoo ar a god rite??? yoo say yes!!! ha ha!!!
hmm i think maybe it is time to investigayt sum other part of the iland beesides this misteeryus tempel slash fortress slash portal to anuther dimenshun!!! lets find the neerest path owt of heer!!!
wot??? wun mile to git to a tree??? kleerly theez ilanders hav no konsept of how to arrayndj publik restrums!!! but i wil find my way to this tree and pee on it on akkownt of i am dennis the vizsla and i never giv up!!! ok bye