hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am kontinyooing my eksplorayshun of this misteeryus deezerted iland owt in the middel of the pasifik oshun the more i see of this iland the more it seems as if the aynchent okkyoopants of this iland ar the wuns wot setteld the maynland chek it owt!!!
it is possibul to lern a lot abowt a kultcher by eksamining its trash heeps so gud wurk tucker!!! meenwile i hav diskoverd the remayns of a vast reelidjus kompleks or fortifikayshun!!!
wow i wunder wot this strukcher wuz yoozd for lets tayk a kloser luk!!!
hmm so aparently this kompleks wuz abandund do to lack of funding oh its the saym old storry!!! oh hay luk at this door it is like the door wot gozer the gozerian wuz hiding beehind in the faymus dokyoomentary gozer the gozerianbusters!!!
hmm yoo no wot to say if sumwun asks if yoo ar a god rite??? yoo say yes!!! ha ha!!!
hmm i think maybe it is time to investigayt sum other part of the iland beesides this misteeryus tempel slash fortress slash portal to anuther dimenshun!!! lets find the neerest path owt of heer!!!
wot??? wun mile to git to a tree??? kleerly theez ilanders hav no konsept of how to arrayndj publik restrums!!! but i wil find my way to this tree and pee on it on akkownt of i am dennis the vizsla and i never giv up!!! ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
A lone tree? Doesn’t sound like anywhere a dog would like. A forest, yest.
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And no fire hydrants around? What an inhospitable place.
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We don’t need no stinkin’ trees to pee on! 😉 Hey, Dennis, my parents were watching some silly game on teevee this weekend where guys in funny clothes whacked a defenseless little ball around some inhospitable land in England (is there any other kind?), and the teevee people kept talking about this one guy who ‘never gave up’ – they must have gotten your name wrong, because they kept saying ‘Darren’ rather than ‘Dennis’. Silly teevee people! 😉
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
PeeEss: Maybe this ancient civilization has a hat store – yours looks like it needs replacing or a decent cleaning….
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What a great adventure!! And so far you haven’t gotten into any trouble! That is amazing!
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I think you have bigger things to worry about beside your hat needing replacement/cleaning. Like how to find your way home, and how to avoid the monster in the temple when he cruises around looking for eats!
Can you climb trees, Dennis? I would practice if I were you.
Kisses,
Stella, who sends good wishes to the Beautiful Trixie!
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Who needs a tree with that perfectly good sign standing there? Dennis, you sure know how to spot an adventure!
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Hey Dennis!
Wow, this is one wild, weird adventure! Did that snarling beastie thing say “Zool”?
Maybe he is just cranky without the gatekeeper.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
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So far this has been a really quiet adventure!
Sam
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Just pee in that fountain; nobody will notice. Much…
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well i am a girl dog, so i don’t need a tree to pee on. saves me a lot of walking. maggie the vizsla
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