i spy!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my camping trip has tayken a tern for the strayndj in witch i hav ben reekrooted by a spy kitty naymd james bond cat to help bust up an internashunal ring of donut steeling flying monkees chek it owt!!!

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vote for pedro!!! i meen meadow!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay altho i am kurrently langwishing in prizzin for nonpayment of takses i wanted to tayk a moment to let evrywun no that my frend meadow the other reskyew vizsla is a finalist in a kontest to win ten thowsand dollarz for her reskyew groop in the mithical land of noo england!!!  yoo can reed all abowt it at her blog!!!  for those of yoo hoo do not no her meadow is a vizsla dog hoo wuz lost in the arktik waystland of upstayt noo york for three whole winterz!!!  wow that is eeven wurse than wen i wuz lost in the canyon!!!  ennyway if yoo do not no her go say hello and if yoo ar on the faysebuk and wood like to help her win yoo can vote for pedro!!!  i meen meadow!!!  ok bye

wen life hands yoo lemons or emty kitty litter bags yoo mayk lemonayd!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as i am shoor yoo ar all awayr my sister trouble the kitty went away a fyoo weeks ago thus interrupting my eksplorayshun of the misteeryus sivilizayshun off the koast of kalifornya having mayd my way bak to the maynland to attend her memoryal serviss and the reeding of the wil i am now attemting to finans a reeturn trip to the abandond iland of catalinatlantis!!! how am i dooing that yoo ask??? wel lets just say it is capitalizm at its finast!!!

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