hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as i am shoor yoo ar all awayr my sister trouble the kitty went away a fyoo weeks ago thus interrupting my eksplorayshun of the misteeryus sivilizayshun off the koast of kalifornya having mayd my way bak to the maynland to attend her memoryal serviss and the reeding of the wil i am now attemting to finans a reeturn trip to the abandond iland of catalinatlantis!!! how am i dooing that yoo ask??? wel lets just say it is capitalizm at its finast!!!
wile sum naysayers may kwestchun my bizness plan i hav grate confidens that it wil wurk!!!
shoor and i bet they thawt harrison ford wuz crazy too wen he got into the awto manyoofakchooring bizness and luk how that ternd owt now he is a ritch and faymus moovee star!!!
hmmm my sister trixie mite be a gud alpha dog but she is not a verry gud negoshiaytor!!!
fortchoonatly my mad bizness skilz mayk up for her na … naivet … her lak of mad bizness skilz!!!
oh crap its the revenuers!!!
wel i for wun am not going to tayk this taks owtraydj lying down!!!
say duz ennywun no a gud taks loyer??? ok bye