legal beagles!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay well i am stil heer in taks evayderz prizzin chek it owt!!!

things ar lukking up for me heer in taks evayderz prizzin on akkownt of it terns owt i no a reel legal beagle check it owt!!!

ummm  wow trixie shoor has chayndjd sinse i hav ben away!!!  but thats not important now wot is important is that i hav leegal representayshun!!!  skore!!!

ummm shoor that sownds gud to me!!!

with abby mcbeagle on my teem i cant looze!!! freedum heer i come!!!

Later …

17 thoughts on “legal beagles!!!

  1. Ooops. Abby’s defense was flawless, too. I just can’t believe she didn’t think about the justices – she’s usually extremely thorough. However, I have faith that if anyone can get you out of this mess it’s Trixie, ah, I mean Abby (the Legal Beagle, not Abby the Hippobottomus, who would likely try to lick the Justices’ heads – which might not work out so well).

    That said, Jan does have a point. Is Trouble still pulling the strings from across The Bridge? It wouldn’t surprise us in the least! Good luck, and if you need us to bake you a cake with a file in it, let us know!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus


  2. Hey Dennis!
    Wow, that’s one tough bunch of kitties! How do you feel about laundry and license plates? Oh boy…I sure hope it doesn’t come to that.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP


  3. Don’t worry, Dennis, the Beautiful Trixie will figure out what you ought to do about this.
    I am sure disappointed in your Abbie McBeagle though, where did you find her?

    Just a thought, if you do happen to get dinner on a tray, watch out for it. Don’t let Tucker or those judges get any of it.



  4. O.K., this is a minor set back, Dennis, but don’t worry. We still have Judge Remington and Mr. Justice Frankie Furter to whom we can appeal any ruling by this panel of faux judges. And if all else fails, Abby does have an ace up her sleeve: a REALLY strong prey drive and cats, of course, are prey. If the American justice system fails you, we’ll move on to the Afghani system 🙂

    Don’t mind Stella’s comments; she can’t even spell Abby’s name correctly. And we seem to recall she was dismissed in disgrace from one of Bouncing Bertie’s scientific seminars; we’re sure there was a whiff of scandal attached. Maybe she’s a cat in disguise.

    BTW, guess Abby really needs to send you a photo, being as we don’t have a blog. Abby is actually a boxer-beagle mix, although if it becomes necessary to ‘recuse’ the faux judges, it’s probably better that her acutal photo isn’t plastered all over the internets. Avoids those awkward conversations with the cops and the judicial ethics commission.

    Jed & Abby the Legal-Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire


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