the insider!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it terns owt the flying monkees are kompleetly innosent of steeling tuckers donuts!!! hoo wood hav thawt??? but maybe now we can investigayt sum reel kriminals naymly the ninja hedjhogs!!!

hmph i gess my sidekik james bond cat isnt reddy to giv up on arresting those flying monkees oh wel i can play along i gess!!!

it seems james bond cat has the run of the campgrownd i gess it is part of beeing a top seekret undercover aydjent cat!!! myself i tend to be more of a lone wolf operativ ha ha ha

all wurk and no play mayks dennis a dull boy!!!

wel that wuznt as mutch fun as i hoped it wood be lets go see if james bond cat got to tawk to his informant yet!!!

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16 Comments on “the insider!!!

  1. Oh my gosh..DENNIS!!! your certainly letting James Bond know exactly how cracker you can be.
    It looks to me like you have a new housemate in James Bond. Perhaps you need to offer him some treats to help him settle in and be able to ignore your crackery.


  2. Um, Dennis, you know, it’s possible you could have gotten more out of the informant besides stuffing… I have to admit, I’m a fan of James Bond Cat!


  3. Ooops. We don’t know nothing ’bout getting information from informants, but we’re pretty sure that de-stuffing them makes any future information they provide a tad bit less reliable. Just saying… And cat toys? I think you should perhaps investigate Mr. James Bond kitty. Or at least let us know what is up with him – or we may have to come out and do a little investigating of our own!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus


  4. Dennis, here might be a solution to one of your many problems. The James Bond cat looks to me like one of the very exotic new housecats. He is quite peaceful and charming and would probably fetch a very good price on the market. Start with $50.00 and see how high you can go. I am thinking maybe in the $800 range on ebay. Rid of the cat with a pocketful of money$$$$ . Whats better than that?.



  5. The stuffie disapparated! We’re sure it wasn’t entirely your fault, but you might want to drop the piece of stuffie fabric hanging from your mouth to be on the safe side. Are these photos to scale? Because if they are, we have to agree with Mango’s observation that James Bond is very large for a domestic cat, but a good size for a young ocelot.

    Jed & Abby


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