16 thoughts on “Overheard Around The House Before Christmas

  1. Stella says:

    Oh, well, no, Dennis, Santa doesn’t DESTROY people, he just puts them on the naughty or nice list and that means either no presents or the usual loot. I think the wurst thing that could happen to you is that you get nuttin’ for Christmas! I think the case of Hedgehog repellent might well get you on the naughty list, that and a few things from last year. The best idea with Santa is to ask for things for others, showing your goodness and generosity.
    Like a case of wieners for Tucker, a basket of meal worms for the hedgehogs, that kind of thing. Noble stuff. Then at the very end of your letter , you could ask for some very small something for yourself (just one thing.) Got the idea?

    Cheers,

    Stella (I’d like a vacation in Hawaii with my family, if you’d like to ask for something for me, Mom and Ziva Zophia)

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  2. Frankie Furter says:

    Hy Deniz, It’s ME (Frankie Furter)… Ummmmmm I think that I heard sumware that Santa Paws… has a long memree. I’m just sayin. OK, BYE

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  3. It appears that there will be a third epic battle with Santa this year! Not that I was hoping for that or anything… Dennis, you do know that you have to start working on getting on that nice list right after Christmas is over, right?

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  4. Um. We’re not too certain about how Santa operates, but we’re kinda thinking that insulting him might not be the BEST approach when asking for loads of loot. However, you seem to have an amazing knack for, um, erm, having Trixie rescue you from imminent destruction while Tucker scores a bunch of food. I’m not sure how that’s going to work out with your plans to get ninja hedgehog repellant. But keep us posted, will ya?

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  5. Sarge says:

    Hey Dennis!
    Wow, those peeps can be so sensitive sometimes! I mean, you didn’t say anything about his habbit of playing with toys, only working one day a year, and hanging around with elves…AND he smokes. Shesh. A little comment about his waisteline should be okay. Anyway, might want to rely on your Dad to get you your repellent. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  6. Dennis,
    Given that I have seen you sporting a belly band of late, I am concerned that Santa might not be too happy to get his trousers back after they have spent time around your southern regions.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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