hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may remember sandy klawz and i hav had owr diffrenses in the past but i sent him a smooth tawking letter and we hav berreed the hatchit he even sent me a prezzent chek it owt!!!
now sum may be skeptikal of my noo frendship with sandy klawz but to them i say stop beeing so sinnikal!!! hav sum krismas speerit!!! otherwize yoo mite end up on the nawty list and beleev yoo me it is hard to git off it!!!
now it is just abowt time to open the prezzent!!!
hmm it has stopd tikking!!! time to unrap it!!!
oh boy oh boy oh boy what is inside???
duznt evrywun pee on there prezzents???
aaaiiiieeeeee ninja hedjhogs!!! dont they ever tayk a day off???
rottin ninja hedjhogs!!! if only i had the ninja hedjhog repellent wot i askd santa for then they wood be sorry!!!
i just no their wuz sumthing reely gud in that prezzent and those hedjhogs stole it!!! they ar so going to be on the nawty list nekst yeer!!!
oh wel at leest we stil hav that yummy ham wot tucker is librating frum the oven!!!
mary krismas evrybuddy!!! dog bless us evry wun!!! ok bye