hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am sending owt this brawdkast via my sub etha signaling deevise in the hopes that wun day it may reetch the erth and the brawdkast sez help help i am imprizzind in the death spud brig and can only git messadjez owt via my sub etha signaling deevise!!!
if only i had ben waring my fedora this wood never hav happend!!!
but i hav a foolpruf plan to annoy my way to freedum chek it owt
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
and wunse agin beeing annoying wins the day!!! ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
Ah, yes, the perks of being annoying. You’re the expert, Dennis! But now you’ll be saved.
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Thats hopeless, Dennis. Your bark box will give out before they get PO’d enough to actually DO anything. If you do get the stuff McGyver wants, the sauerkraut will neutralize the powdered sugar, anybody knows that!
Stella who is glad the beautiful Trixie stayed home!
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OH Goodness… here we go AGAIN. Butt WAIT??? Sauerkraut neutralizes Powdered Sugar??? So if you put sauerkraut in COOKIES would all the sugar not be fattening?
And will this bit of knowledge assist you in getting OUT or are you wanting In… ???
Sooooo confusing.
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You found MacGyver?! Oh, you’re totally saved now! But I admit, I shuddered when I saw the title of today’s post. Just say NO to mullets! Gah!
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We always find that being annoying is the best course of action. Hopefully you will revive the mullet as fashion statement, along with bell bottoms.
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Oh thank DOG!! And he brought his guitar!!
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Please whatever you do Dennis…DO NOT grow a mullet yourself.
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I knew it! Thanks for encouraging me. I’ll keep poking my mom with my paw. Maggie the Vizsla
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We tried to leave. Comment earlier but the I phone wasn’t cooperating ! Good job Dennis ! The pooches here use that tactic too! Those mullets r scary! 🙂
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Hey Dennis!
Wow, what a scary place! I thought maybe you were gonna gas him so he’d let you out. BOL. My Mom thinks that Marx fellow should hit a high note on the guitar and break the forcefield with that! Nutty. Mullets are pretty weird…go with the Farrah if you’re gonna have big hair!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
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Sauerkraut and jelly beans? What fiendish escape plot is your pal hatching, Dennis? We’re hooked on finding out more!
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Annoying always works for me too when I want to mooch some of Daddy’s sandwiches or toast or meat pie or banana or sandwiches. I know I already said sandwiches but I like them extra lots. Me & Dixie mooched some Cheese & Vegemite sandwich today Dennis
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Maybe MacGyver brought his stargate with him, and you can just dial home. Oy. This is what happens when we sit on the couch while Mom is watching teevee while riding her spinning bike. Too much teevee! Heehee. BTW, we’re totally with your plan to bark until someone opens the door – it ALWAYS works for us. And we just ignore the ‘damn dogs’ comments that are always muttered. I mean, it don’t mean nothing, right? AHHHH. Must. Leave. Comment. Now. Before. We. Become… Dennis. (read that last sentence in your best ‘James Kirk voice’ – it will make much more sense…
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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